| 00:01 - 00:06 | Welcome, we all all here to discuss the whereabouts of Mikes missing shed, WHO stole it and WHERE is his beloved shed now |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | rumours that it was sold on ebay have been dismissed, so where can it be |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | What do you think? |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | we have information its back in Swansea |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | I havnt slept since it went missing |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Excuse me.. |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | you can ask my dear friend, I have worshiped that shed for almost 20years |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | sorry... |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | I remember the first time we put creosote on the shed, thats when I first fell in love with it |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | it was love |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | at first sight |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | Excuse me. Excuse me everyone. |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | So you were saying, uhm. youre in love with mikes shed |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | the horseshoe is also attractive,.....whats the problem? |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | Excuse me. Sorry, I am so sorry |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | I mean no disrespect to the people. |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | You are now going to Swansea in the hope of finding the shed, what problems do you foresee? |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | Its very fragile, so the logistics will be difficult, but we will manage |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | Mhm.. |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | I now its very heavy |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | We will dismantle it plank by plank |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | every hinge and screw must be accounted for |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | and Hitlers sex tape needs to be recovered |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | It's really insulting..You can't do this..you'll pay.. |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Everyone here wants to view the tape on Hitler. |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | Not me, thank you |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | maybe you could learn from it |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | Excuse me, excuse me please. |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | sorry |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | Now we'll go to the public..uhm..lets all settle down |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | And take some questions for you..uhm.. |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | Yes, you sir. Ask the guests..about anything.. |
| 02:07 - 02:07 | |
| 02:09 - 02:14 | is it true its been to London.....it was seen on Stuarts manor |
| 02:14 - 02:20 | theres talk he rented it out to big issue sellers and refugees, is this correct |
| 02:18 - 02:22 | if thats true, we will disinfect it |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | any contamination will be dealt with |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | Nigel Farages UKIP may have also infected the shed |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | whats important now is recovering the shed |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | you will need protective suits when you handle Mikes shed |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | Sorry, sorry. |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | I suggest you quarantine the shed |
| 02:35 - 02:38 | |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | We wish them a fruitful journey on their search for Mikes shed |
| 02:42 - 02:44 | It probably in Swansea, but then again |
| 02:44 - 02:46 | sightings of Mikes shed has been sighted at the following locations |
| 02:46 - 02:51 | mumbles pier..penlan common...kingsway roundabout...plasmarl bypass.. |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | ...and upper cwmtwrch caravan park |
