| 00:04 - 00:05 | boss reports are coming in about a gathering in the heights area of coleraine |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | were still trying to find out wat it is |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we,ve heard one name being mention , that name is steven wray |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | were still waiting to hear the names of others |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | well at least its only that wanker |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | thank fook norton, moore , miskimmion, and hamilton are,nt there |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | boss |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | boss |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | all the wankers you mention are gonna be there |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we,ve got word that he,s getting married to michelle |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anybody who has,nt bought that cunt a wedding present leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | wat the fook is going on |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | has michelle lost the fookin plot |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | the cunts brainwashed her into marrying him |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | there,s no other reason for her to want to marry that cunt |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | he,s the biggest wanker in the world |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | he,s already been married 4 times |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and now poor michelles gonna marry the cunt |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | plus all them other cunts will be there |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | boss they,ve all calmed down a bit |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ballocks ,,, there all wankers |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | boss nortons won a darts match and moores got a replicia fa cup |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | fooking weirdo or wat ,, he fookin sleeps with that cup |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | fookinnnnn weirdoooooo |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | then you,ve got that globe trotting wanker miskimmion |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | that cunts a specialist in being a wanker , |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | if judy was,nt any gd at micro wave dinners he,d have no fookin friends |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | then theres that wanker hamilton |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | he farted in a bus 2 weeks ago and nearly gassed everyone of them |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ffs they were pleading to get the windows open |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | i can,t believe all these wankers will be allowed to gather in one place |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | its there partners i feel sorry for |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | they should get a life ,, a real life witout these wankers |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | wee rosie ,, belinda , judy ,vicky, |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and now michelles marrying the biggest wanker of them all |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | the biggest wanker i,m telling you |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | he,s not only a wanker he,s a perverted cunt |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | you watch he,ll have a collection half way through the recpition |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | he,ll say i thought it was payed and left the cheque book in the house |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | then he,ll be chatting up the waitresses |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don,t worry he,ll get around to you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | i really despair at that cunt |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | who knows maybe he,s changed |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | maybe he,s not a cunt |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | maybe he,ll be a gd husband for the 5th time |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | maybe michelle,s the one |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | still think he,s a cunt tho |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | wonder will he lend me some porn |
