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Hitler Prepares for MPC
With the Star Wars CCG Match Play Championship around the corner, Hitler receives a rude awakening.

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00:00 - 00:03Despite the coronavirus, the MPC will commence with play on GEMP
00:04 - 00:05There are Americans,
00:05 - 00:07Europeans, even 2 players from Africa
00:08 - 00:12Set 12 dropped, we expect a wide open meta
00:12 - 00:15We should get you playtesting to prepare for the event
00:17 - 00:19I’ll just play OA again for Light
00:19 - 00:21And for Dark, ROps will do
00:24 - 00:26Mein fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28You should know…
00:31 - 00:33Design & Development...
00:34 - 00:36They nerfed your favorite decks
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who’s never won a major, leave the room
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck do you mean they nerfed it!
01:15 - 01:17Episode 7 brought dozens of NARPs to the game
01:18 - 01:23And Old Allies is what represents that in SWCCG
01:25 - 01:28This is all because pussies can’t handle playing against control decks
01:29 - 01:31And then go to the CB Forum and bitch
01:31 - 01:34How else do you keep the meta in check without a control deck?!
01:34 - 01:37We'll be overrun with mindless Rock, Paper, Scissors games
01:37 - 01:40Why can't we play a deck that requires thought?
01:40 - 01:42Perhaps you could try QMC…
01:42 - 01:46Do I look like Tom-Fucking-Haid????
01:46 - 01:48Maybe TRM?
01:48 - 01:52This is what this game is devolving into!
01:53 - 01:54TRM
01:56 - 01:57If everyone wanted the same 60 cards
01:57 - 02:00 They’d play chess
02:00 - 02:035 Lukes, EPPs, location pullers and just go swinging away!
02:04 - 02:08Half the time, they just completely ignore space.
02:08 - 02:13We spent the past 8 sets making helpers to OA because it was what the meta needed
02:14 - 02:16These fools don’t know what is good for them, so I showed them
02:17 - 02:21I showed them how to win and with an inexpensive deck that was great for the NARPs!
02:27 - 02:29ROps only lasts 2 sets and they nerf it
02:30 - 02:34It was strong, but at least it got people away from playing Map!
02:34 - 02:36Every deck shouldn't have 5 LSJKs
02:41 - 02:42Cam’s been screaming this for years
02:43 - 02:47And this is why Monnok has to go into every DS deck, retched card it is
02:48 - 02:53And the more LSJKs are lost to Monnok, the closer that card is to errata or being shielded
02:54 - 02:56I want to control more than one location
02:56 - 02:59I want to make my opponents make hard decisions
03:00 - 03:02 and then punish them for those decisions
03:04 - 03:07It's OK, Emil is still on D&D
03:14 - 03:16First they take away WYSv, now OA
03:19 - 03:23Maybe it’s time I give into them
03:25 - 03:26Just play TRM and HD
03:31 - 03:33Battle over the same site every goddamn game
03:40 - 03:46Leave every Major up to whoever draws good destinies early…
03:46 - 03:49Fuck it all. I'm only playing Jawa Cup from now on
03:53 - 03:56Maybe P-Ref II