| 00:00 - 00:03 | Alexander has this turn allied Buenos Aires, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Kathmandu, Vatican City, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and M'Banza-Kongo. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | This means he has a great advantage in the UN, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and can become World Leader next turn. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No he can't, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we have Bucharest which stops the decision. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Alexander |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Alexander allied Bucherest ages ago |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he has the required votes. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is allied to Alexander, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is fucking bullshit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I cannot belive this fucking bullshit! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How the fuck is this blond prick doing this? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I spend all the money I have on Bucherest, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | for no fucking reason! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He magically has 400 relations with the city state |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and I check his funds, and he has 50000 gold??? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I forgot he had Venices abilitys as well the Greek cunt! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer you can't call a fellow leader that |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Do is it look like I give a shit, you greasy bastard? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, please can you not call me that. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Why, does that make you cry, tight-faced ponce. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm pissed off! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He has a shit ability |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | which no one can use effectivily |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but because its diety AI, he is invicable! No one cant touch him. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why the fuck is the horse riding nonce so likeable? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | His hair is almost as gresy as yours. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But no, every city state is swooning for him. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Whilst we sit here looking like beggars from Manchester! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I cannot belive this. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Where's the fairness, where is the honour? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Up the ass of Sid Meiers. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I've had enough. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This game makes no fucking sense and I hate all the fucks who made it. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Where did the days of Civ 4 go? Where diplomacy made sense. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Down the shitting toilet. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | How fucking dare do Sid Meiers do this shit. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I want all those cunts to die! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Civ 6 is out soon. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I bet Civ 6 will be the same. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Just fucking utter shit. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Your button's undone |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and your collar is to tight. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I wish Civilisation V or its shitty DLC was never made, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and Sid Meiers would jump off a cliff. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm doing that right now. |
