| 00:00 - 00:03 | Everyone is very concerned |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ZIm is coming back |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | His seniority should be low down here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But it appears he's found a loop hole |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | His seniority will be up here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | ok, How will this affect me? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | If I'm, ok, already settled in? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Matt |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You must |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You must move to the cube by the door |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And return the low home signal |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you have less than a year in training get out, ok |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How is this possible |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | with all of my MECC certificates |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Im a certified Conductor with lots and lots of seniority, |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'm a Training Specialist, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And Customer Advocate, ok! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Adjunct Faculty, Ex Volunteer Fireman and |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I went to Chaminade! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Its an all boys school, Bow ties not allowed! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Matt that makes you gay! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck you pete. So I forgot to say "No Homo" |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | No Excuse, people don't Forget |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm not gay, would a gay guy have this sweet Magnum PI ring? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I love Tom Selleck |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He changed my life, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You wouldnt move Tom Selleck's Cube, Would you? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You've done this to me before |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | NOT AGAIN! For the love of GOD! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's just no fair, don't you know who I am? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I have so much stuff to move! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Debbie goes away for 9 months and comes back to whatever cube she wants! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | As for this Zim guy, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | How much railroad time does he have |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | it can't be more than me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | my IBM |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | is 54567 I'm not a spear anymore |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I've come a long way from Verizon |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I've had so many different students |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They've never been as good as me but they're my students! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Maybe one day if you try, you can be as good as me too |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its because his class didn't study |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What would Thomas Magnum do? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He would never be in this position, he's cool |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He has a mustache, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and a real decoder ring. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll move my cube and return the low home, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but I'm not answering the door. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's apple time.... |
