| 00:00 - 00:05 | I have now been working there |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | for 6 or 7 years. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I have some fun with my colleagues. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | For example, I only made 4 keys of the door. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I told everyone, we were not allowed |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | to make more keys. |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Some days |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I arrive in the morning at the office |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | On my bike |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | And I see 4 or 5 colleagues |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Waiting in the cold for me |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | To open the door. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | I play with them all the time! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Recently, I had a great new idea. |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | To take full control |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | I will now punish them |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | If they don't |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Fill out their time sheets. |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | 10 euro penalty. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Per mistake! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | I send an email |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | And nobody replied. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Not even the director. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Can you believe that? |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | So basically |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | If you think about it |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I can do whatever I want |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I am, already doing so |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | But nobody checks on me. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | I am doing all the payments |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Nobody checks me |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Nobody! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | The other day I bought myself a bike |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | A wooden bike |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | You can say it's about the ugliest bike you ever seen. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | To confuse them |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | I put the company logo on it. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | So now I have a 3000 euro wooden bike. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | On the company. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | And nobody asks me anything. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | I put it there in the hallway |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | For everyone to see. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | But everybody is too scared to ask me anything. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Because you know.... |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | I am the one paying their wages. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I am the one giving them penalties. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I am the one making up new rules for them, whenever I feel like it. |
