| 00:00 - 00:03 | Prof Marston, the JOP phase is complete |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the AoW syndicate are back together |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | working 3 days of this week at college |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | continuing to push the envelope of academic performance |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and eating at The Boat House by the Lake |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | good, good, my favourite |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I assume you all maintained your distinction averages through JOP |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Professor |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the assessment |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | some of us only got credits |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we have of course submitted reviews |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone who got a distinction or higher are to leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | how dare you do this to me |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | you are supposed to be AoW students |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I lifted you up from the mediocre |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | plucked you from obscurity, made something better of you |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and this is how you reward me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I leave you alone for one module |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | all you had to do was act normally |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | make it through 5 full working days |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I tried to advance the backward doctrine professor |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | all you had to do was help those less gifted |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I tried, I am still trying |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | for God's sake Gilly, we all know you're intelligent |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | you don't have to keep reminding everyone |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | you are supposed to be my group of prodigies |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I have wined and dined you |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I am even taking you all on holiday |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I had expected so much better |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | nay, I demand better from you all |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | this was the easiest module of the course |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | the only one I trusted non-academics to deliver |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | you could have looked at last years material |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | the JOPS team had not changed it one little bit |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | why do you think my colleagues teach all other modules |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | you have made me a laughing stock |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Peter Dean will have a field day with this |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | his witty one liners, every time I go in the staff room |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | well I will show him, standby for 2017 |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'll make him module manager for C & L |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | he can wrestle with that poison chalice |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's ok, they will still go to Crackenback |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I need cheering up, where is my picture of Ridgway |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | the results of the ASE essay come out today |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Let me know who got Ds and HDs |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I know you won't fail me again so quickly |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I think I might dine with the 2015 AoW tonight |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | there are no OCMs in that group |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | go home, it's already 1400 |
