| 00:00 - 00:03 | They went to Don Louis |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and then The Junction Pub |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | then the Royal Exchange |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | McDonalds and Kentucky Fried Chicken |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They even went to Glengarry |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | but my favourites Poppyseed |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | she makes the best Fish Pies ever |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Poppyseed was closed |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | she was a bit crook |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We searched everywhere for her |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | but we couldn't find her |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who smirked get out of here NOW |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the f*ck is going on here? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I can't have my f*cking favourite Fish Pie |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Because you can't find Marlene Radford the best Fish Pie maker in Gippsland. Try her mate |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That stupind f*cking cat-woman sheila |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's not your fault Helga. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Did you try her daughters the one who's always |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Night-clubbing with her boyfriend, Vinny f*cking Mussolini |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Yeah, she'll have a big plate of f*cking Pho |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We couldn't find her other daughter either |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | She'll be too f*cking busy doing push-ups to worry about me |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We even tried the Radford Brothers |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | F*ck the Radford Brothers they'll be too busy playing f*cking |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | War Games the c*nts |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What about my f*cking Fish Pie |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Did you try that stupid f*cking |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | brother of hers at Harvey F*cking Normans |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All I want is one f*cking Fish f*cking Pie |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'mm sat here like a spare prick at a prostitutes wedding |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You lot are slower than an Amish Drag-Race! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You're like blind men having a conversation in sign language |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | as useless as screen doors on a sub |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Where the f*ck is she you stupid c*nts |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Have you tried the f*cking Garage Sales |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Geezus f*cking Christ |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | One f*cking Fish f*cking Pie is all I f*cking want |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Syria. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | busier than a cucumber in a Womens Prison |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I just want one f*cking Fish f*cking Pie |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | What about that stupid Pommie Bastard Clock maker |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We'll find him one Helga |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Stupid arsehole crawling c*nt. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Did you try him? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Made me a f*cking clock |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Send the f*cking thing back |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Looks nothing f*cking like me |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | the stupid f*cking c*nt |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get me bridges on the phone |
