| 00:00 - 00:03 | The spring schedule has been posted. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Section 104 will have clinicals at |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Good Samaritan, Southview and Miami Valley South. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Section 112 will be going to |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Atrium, Southview, Good Samaritan and Miami Valley Downtown. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't care which one we pick |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | since it's only three days a week. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | You see... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | 1650 will be on a different day. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We will have class four days a week. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's how the schedule is designed. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need everyone except my study group to leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you telling me |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | that every fucking Thursday |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I have to come to campus for less than two fucking hours |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | just to learn about bullshit nursing theory? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How the hell am I supposed to work? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | To have a life? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | To do anything other than |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | worry about stupid care plans? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But they are essential to quality patient care. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We don't need the care plans! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Evidence based research says... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Blow evidence based research out your ass! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Four days of class is a travesty. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I don't need evidence based evidence |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to tell me that! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We all know |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We barely learn anything |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | in three days as it is. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We have done head-to-toe |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | assessments so many times.... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | ...that they have lost all meaning. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We don't know if the 1600 teachers |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | will make any more sense. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Will they keep telling us |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | conflicting things and telling us |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | to go by what our stupid books say? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We are going to have to hear |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | new stories about different |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | family members getting ill. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, I hear we will get to work with babies. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The babies had better be cute, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | since they are making us go four days. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's the only silver lining. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I love babies. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They are cute |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | when you don't have to get them to sleep. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Section 104 it is. |
