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Hitler and Ethanol
Hitler finds out ethanol plants are shutting down and tries to figure out what to produce

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00:00 - 00:03Sir Corn Stud...
00:04 - 00:05We have a problem
00:05 - 00:07Ethanol plants are shutting down
00:08 - 00:12Ethanol demand has plumeted
00:12 - 00:15and storage facilities are full.
00:17 - 00:19Can ethanol be stored in
00:19 - 00:21temporary storage bladers?
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28those are full of Bakken Crude...
00:31 - 00:33Our only hope is livestock producers
00:34 - 00:36and Fritos, Cheetos, and Doritos
00:53 - 00:58Would non essential employees please leave.
01:13 - 01:15This is asinine!
01:15 - 01:17Corn will be $2 before we done!
01:18 - 01:23How the fuck will I pay for my 3 new Pete's
01:25 - 01:28and full lineup of late model equipment!
01:29 - 01:31My camper, lake home and corvette!
01:31 - 01:34I was told to own two years of crops!
01:34 - 01:37Still got 2018 corn in the bin...
01:37 - 01:40Zero 2020 corn hedged!
01:40 - 01:42The 2019 corn is going out of condition fast!
01:42 - 01:46Get the trucks lined up and haul that shit!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, the drivers are all on COVID quarantine
01:48 - 01:52Quarantine my ass, don't they know we are essential
01:53 - 01:54If we don't get my corn hauled
01:56 - 01:57my cash flow will look like
01:57 - 02:00the six month cattle chart!
02:00 - 02:03What happened to China buying
02:04 - 02:08massive quantities of US ag products!
02:08 - 02:13Trump told me to buy a big, beautiful tractor
02:14 - 02:16and rent all the land I can stomach
02:17 - 02:21at top dollar nontheless!
02:27 - 02:29Are the planters ready to roll?
02:30 - 02:34I didn't earn the title "Corn Stud" on twitter for nothing
02:34 - 02:36Post a pic of my 27 proboxes of corn on twitter
02:41 - 02:42I suppose beans give me
02:43 - 02:47best shot at profitability!
02:48 - 02:53Gonna have to deal with dicamba drift all summer!
02:54 - 02:56Probable end up spraying enlist field with dicamba!
02:56 - 02:59Damn things suck to harvest!
03:00 - 03:02Never dry down, then when they do they are 8%!
03:04 - 03:07Its okay, China will buy now with low prices
03:14 - 03:16Good thing Liquor stores are considered essential
03:19 - 03:23Order up 2 pallets of busch light.
03:25 - 03:26Some Captain Morgan
03:31 - 03:33Some Mich Ultra for the wives
03:40 - 03:46Maybe we can drink ourselves out of this
03:46 - 03:49That is my hope.
03:53 - 03:56Fucking Beans...