| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir Corn Stud... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have a problem |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Ethanol plants are shutting down |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Ethanol demand has plumeted |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and storage facilities are full. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Can ethanol be stored in |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | temporary storage bladers? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | those are full of Bakken Crude... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Our only hope is livestock producers |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Fritos, Cheetos, and Doritos |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Would non essential employees please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is asinine! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Corn will be $2 before we done! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How the fuck will I pay for my 3 new Pete's |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and full lineup of late model equipment! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | My camper, lake home and corvette! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I was told to own two years of crops! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Still got 2018 corn in the bin... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Zero 2020 corn hedged! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The 2019 corn is going out of condition fast! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Get the trucks lined up and haul that shit! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the drivers are all on COVID quarantine |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Quarantine my ass, don't they know we are essential |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | If we don't get my corn hauled |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | my cash flow will look like |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the six month cattle chart! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What happened to China buying |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | massive quantities of US ag products! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Trump told me to buy a big, beautiful tractor |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and rent all the land I can stomach |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | at top dollar nontheless! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Are the planters ready to roll? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I didn't earn the title "Corn Stud" on twitter for nothing |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Post a pic of my 27 proboxes of corn on twitter |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I suppose beans give me |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | best shot at profitability! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Gonna have to deal with dicamba drift all summer! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Probable end up spraying enlist field with dicamba! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Damn things suck to harvest! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Never dry down, then when they do they are 8%! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay, China will buy now with low prices |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Good thing Liquor stores are considered essential |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Order up 2 pallets of busch light. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Some Captain Morgan |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Some Mich Ultra for the wives |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe we can drink ourselves out of this |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That is my hope. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking Beans... |
