| 00:00 - 00:05 | 2016 : Urgent BJP Meeting. Modiji : Karyakarta's! Come here quick! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Public is questioning our government. What to do? |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | What do I say? We're completely screwed! |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Farmers are dying, Economy is in tatters, and the Media is being a pain in the !%$#@ |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Mota Bhai : Demonetize their currency! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Its True! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Its True! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | 1st class idea Mota Bhai! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Its True! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Keep them busy. They wont trouble. They will flock to ATMs like cattle. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Always works like a charm. Hold em by the balls! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | What can they do without money in their pockets? |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Dont forget to add some spice to it. |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Say there are Nano Chips in those new notes |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Fools want Black Money back |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Still waiting for 15 lakhs in their accounts! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Its True! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | And if they complain, tell them.. |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Jawaans are standing in line in Siachen. Lol! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Acche Din aane waale hai. Acche Din! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Those who complain - tell them |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Pack your bags and go to Pakistan! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Enough of the BS now. Lets get serious! |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We must boost the economy to save our noses |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | We told them we can overtake China! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | China |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | And the rupee value will increase |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | We will defeat the American Dollar, and become a superpower |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Its True! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | They believed it |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | They actually believed it |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | They also think we are going to save them money |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Global fuel prices are now extremely low |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | And people are thinking that they will save tons of money on Petrol. But they dont know me yet |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | So You Increased taxes on Fuel? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yeah, we hiked fuel taxes |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | They still dont know what hit them |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Morons |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I just love giving them 'Jumla' after 'Jumla' |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | How did you manage the Corona Virus issue? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Corona? Ohh that was super simple. Dont test |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | No test. No casualties - Always works |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | In fact, I told them to stay at home, |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | and Clap and Bang plates from their balconies |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I just love my fellow Bhakts |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Dont worry , we have 4 more years to go |
