| 00:00 - 00:05 | Last Oasis was released on Steam last Thursday |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we were all bored shitless due to the quarantines |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I was ready for another launch day gaming marathon |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | We all said goodbye to our families and loaded the game... |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | and the servers wouldn't let anyone in! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Its true! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | It's true! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I even started a fight with my wife so I could play uninterrupted! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | It's true! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | She still won't talk to me, my kids think I'm an asshole |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | I think my dog's even mad at me for not walking her - |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | I had all my hot pockets and energy drinks ready to go! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | I just wanted to play with my buds! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | I had it all set up! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | I wanted to be left alone! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | and the servers are STILL down! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | It's true! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I can't even get past the log in |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | I still click it though! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Thinking "maybe this time it will work!" like some dumbass |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Its been 4 days and |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I'm still clicking like a trained monkey |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No - really, I have to get off the computer and get something |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | done around the house, like a responsible adult |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | this is madness clicking this button |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | but I always go back... |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | to click the button |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | maybe if I restart Steam, |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | maybe if I restart the whole machine... it'll work. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | It's true! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | no really! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | really! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I'm such a dumbass. |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | but I keep trying - because my family's mad at me |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | the dishes are piling up & the grass needs mowing, but we have tons of hot pockets! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | the pizza ones? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | you're god damn right the pizza ones! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | My wife doesn't even like pizza |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | so it doesn't help... |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I really hope they fix the servers soon... |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | what if they can't fix the servers? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | They'll fix them, this always happens with new MMO launches. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | You should have seen ArcheAge and Atlas's launches |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | What a joke those were... |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | She almost left me then. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I can't seem to learn my lesson |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I'm paying my kids to click log-in for me right now! |
