| 00:00 - 00:05 | Someone must have told Trump, quick, get them inside |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Hurry up.. they'll all get sick |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | He was only worried about the markets and getting reelected. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | And then we thought he was finally listening to the champion Dr Fauci, but no! |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Now he wants to send everyone out to catch the virus at Easter time! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Easter! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Easter! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I think he's finally lost the plot for good |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Easter! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Every other county is closing their borders and cancelling flights so no-one can bring in the virus and spread it around the people |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And guess what Trump is saying |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | He'd love to have the country opened up by Easter Sunday! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | So we can all hunt for eggs |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | That will give us diarrhea |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | And then we'll all have a reason |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | For hoarding all that toilet paper! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Easter! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | This guy had no idea |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | He's gonna kill us all |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | We'll be all wrapped up in toilet paper and looking for jobs |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Hi my name is Risitas |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I'm here for my 9 am interview... with incontinence |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No, no but seriously |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We really need to be careful here, you see |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | This virus is in your nose |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | I'm trying to be serious |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I'm sorry |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I just cant help but see |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Dr Fauci rolling his eyes.. and dismissing Trump |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Easter! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Maybe... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Maybe... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Maybe the little Doctor |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Should grab the mic off Trump , and then |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | At least then he can tell the big orange baby to step aside and listen to a real leader |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Just imagine that? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | It would be brilliant! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Trump wouldn't know what to do |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | I really wanna see that |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Lucky I brought my handkerchief here today |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Are you worried you'll catch the virus? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | As long as I get my Easter eggs first... I'll die a happy man |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | But yes, yes, I'm a little nervous |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Cos I do have a little cough |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | And YOLO right? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | and somethings gotta kill us I guess |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Just never thought it'd be a big orange dimwit in a suit. |
