| 00:00 - 00:02 | have you heard about this virus? |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | covid-19 |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | what they on about? |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | covid-19 |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | some chinese woman ate a bat |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | what the fuck?! |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | there's some weirdos out there |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | Yeah, we're hunting Russia's patient zero |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | Putin would never allow it here |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | Wait, did you say it was a Chinese woman? |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | I just banged one in the shitter! |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | She was coughing everywhere |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | To be fair, the cough made it tighter |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | Although it was a bit off putting |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | I think you're patient zero |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | Patient zero |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | Patient zero? |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Yeah, Putin's gunna fuck you up |
