| 00:00 - 00:03 | Good morning Mein CEO |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I have terrible news to report |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In your absence your leadership team |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | team has been displaying independent thinking |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The sternly written letters did not work (gulp) |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | what about my You Tube video? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Wasn't it more terrifying than CV-19? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein CEO |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Nothing worked.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The team is united. They have no fear anymore. Its beautiful. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It is now a question of trust and respect |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of those who don't trust me or who I have berated, embarrassed, usurped and made cry can leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Well that was bloody embarrassing |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The complete LT left. And who do I have left? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Three junior leaders who are so low on the ladder they havent even made it on my shit list yet |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I ooze trust and respect...it drips from me |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Chamberlain trusted me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | So did Poland...I even conned the USSR |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I know I promised them a salary review and didn't deliver |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But how has that lead to a lack of trust? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The Executive are working together as one..a united team |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you telling me that they are performing well without my nurturing guidance? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein CEO...they are brilliant.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Poppycock...without me they wont even get a job in Trumps cabinet |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I build the roads |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I pick up each and every bin |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I teach every swim class and umpire every basketball game |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I AM THE CITY and do it all with no support... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They are sucker fish to my killer whale but with a massive brain |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Trust and respect are a one way street |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They owe it to me and I will accept it. It flows up. Not down. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Well known people say that I am wonderful, brilliant and a snazzy dresser |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They say that my people |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | are lucky to have me as their leader, neigh Supreme Leader |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | OK, I haven't told these well known people |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | the full story...may have left out some details |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But why should I burden these supporters with anything as annoying as facts |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This is a witch hunt...I am the victim here |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I have been bullied..and no one remembered my birthday |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I ordered a cake with my face on it and everything |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No cake for you or you and especially not you |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, I am sure her will look after us. We will get cake. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This City should be named after me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I know there is a leadership hierarchy |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But everyone else is useless |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Especially these work experience kids |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Trust and truth are so overrated... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I just want to order people around. Accountability sucks. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | OK. Give me a few bags of gold and I am out of here. |
