| 00:00 - 00:03 | The COVID-19 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | is getting worse |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | coming up from the south |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | right into Berlin |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the elderly, the vulnerable, they are all at risk |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How did it get round here |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | How did it get everywhere |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner said it come from China |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Steiner saw Trump on the news |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those that do nothing get out, I want crisps & a bottle |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is going on |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Scared of a fucking cold? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Its a fucking cold why are we so scared? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It can't stop us we are German |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Get all of the medics out |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It won't be able to stop the SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Do something & beat this stupid thing |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Get some face masks and hand gel |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Furher all of the masks and gel are gone |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fucking find some for us then, go shopping |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Furher, the panic buyers have been out |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fucking ban them from shopping then |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Stupid Greedy cunts |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Stop them from shopping everywhere |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Order from amazon prime |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What happened to next day delivery from ebay |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Go to bookers, costco, batleys |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | There must be somewhere we can get them from |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What about loo roll I need a dump |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And don't tell me there isn't any loo roll or you'll be wiping me |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I also need pasta |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And I need essentials, I like essentials |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Get them from Europe |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What about the UK |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't want to call Boris Johnson but I will |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Don't want help from that scruffy haired Brit |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But you guys aren't being much use |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I might have to call Donald Trump |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Or even someone like Giuseppe Conte |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He won't call Italy, no answer |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Bill Gates said he saw this coming |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We didn't listen to that smug rich man |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And the Chinese? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They eat fucking bats |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I suppose now all of the stupid English that check in on facebook |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | at hospitals and GPs all year slating the NHS |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | will be outside clapping |
