| 00:00 - 00:03 | Scott, this virus thing is giving me the shits |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Everything has to shut down |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have to give money to businesses |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have to keep the economy going.We want businesses to open when it is all over |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we have to pay wages to people who have lost their jobs. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Josh. It gives me the shits too |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Where are you going to find the money? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Matthias Corman is looking for the magic pudding |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Labor has hidden it |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bloody Bill Shorten knows where it is |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He won't even tell Albanese |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who thinks our resident Rottweiler Michaelia Cash cannot get the information can leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I have told Michaelia to cuddle him |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | But she can't bring herself to do it |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We'll get Corman to talk him into submission. Shorten will beg for mercy. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He can drone on for hours without saying anything |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We can't use taxpayers money to pay it |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We'll keep the Magic Pudding off the balance sheet |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And that way you can still balance the books. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Peter Dutton can store it on Christmas Island and that way it will become a Christmas pudding |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It still won't solve the problem you'll be handing out welfare |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Yes, but it will be welfare for the rich and for business owners |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The Liberal party doesn't believe in welfare - not for the workers anyway |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The rich and business owners aren't bludgers. It's not their fault. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They donate to the Liberal party |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We mustn't lose their votes. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The Liberal party was elected to take care of all Australians |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The coronavirus is not their fault.They cannot starve |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We will find different verses in the Bible to justify our humanity |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Daniel 8:25 By his cunning he shall make deceit prosper under his hand, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Stuart Robert found that. He is not completely useless |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I will turn the Liberal party upside down and inside out |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The important thing is to keep the socialists out |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We will carry out socialist policies and call them neo liberal |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Our supporters won't care |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | As long as we pay the mortgages |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And pay their private school fees. We have to turn this virus thing to our advantage |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Josh, Do you think you can handle this. Kim Jong Un is helping us with re-education camps |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Australia will be in debt for hundreds of years |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Our supporters have to have clear conferences |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Peter Dutton will have to silence Tony Abbott somehow |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Tony Abbott could choke on his budgie smugglers |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We'll be in trouble if Abbott gets Joe Hockey onside |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | With Cormann and Joyce it could be the Four Jesuits of the Apocolypse all over again |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It is only half-time at the End of Times |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I get fed up with all these medical doctors |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They just want to close everything down. I found a proper Doctor of Theology at Hillsong |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | When the crisis with the virus is over |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | he said to be ready at Hillsong to go like the clappers |
