00:00 - 00:03 | Townies are coming down to the Mornington Peninsula. |
00:04 - 00:05 | Despite advice to stay away, |
00:05 - 00:07 | the Peninsula Link is choccas |
00:08 - 00:12 | Country Road Sorrento is doing a roaring trade |
00:12 - 00:15 | with townies picking up last minute "essentials for "isolation" |
00:17 - 00:19 | The Country Road loyalty card, |
00:19 - 00:21 | it does have some great benefits. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Ah Boss, |
00:27 - 00:28 | We don't... |
00:31 - 00:33 | We don't actually live on the Mornington Peninsula |
00:34 - 00:36 | We came down to use the holiday house. |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you actually reside on the Mornington Peninsula, you may leave the room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | How hard can it be??!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I now can't even walk on our beaches |
01:18 - 01:23 | I wanted to take the U-boat out for a fish and the ramps are all closed |
01:25 - 01:28 | All because you townies can't stay up in Melbourne. |
01:29 - 01:31 | Its not that hard!! |
01:31 - 01:34 | There are lots of things to do at home. |
01:34 - 01:37 | Eva Braun and I played Twister last night |
01:37 - 01:40 | LEFT FOOT GREEN! ----- RIGHT HAND RED! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Boss, I'll give you my loyalty card.. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Stay up in Stonnington, Greg! |
01:46 - 01:48 | But Boss, I have a holiday house in Sorrento |
01:48 - 01:52 | Stay at home you selfish shit. |
01:53 - 01:54 | You townies..... |
01:56 - 01:57 | you get straight off the plane |
01:57 - 02:00 | from Aspen, and drive your BMWS down here |
02:00 - 02:03 | and sip Pino Gris at the Couta Club. |
02:04 - 02:08 | You walk your designer cavoodles on our beaches |
02:08 - 02:13 | and complain there is no coffee |
02:14 - 02:16 | Just stay at home!! |
02:17 - 02:21 | This will soon be over, so don't be part of the problem. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Once again I'll be able to go to the gym |
02:30 - 02:34 | And work on my chest |
02:34 - 02:36 | and lift some weights |
02:41 - 02:42 | In the meantime, |
02:43 - 02:47 | I vow only to leave the house to go and queue at Rye Safeway for toilet paper |
02:48 - 02:53 | Jesus Christ, I have not had a proper shit in 5 days. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Oh, except that one time. |
02:56 - 02:59 | I did have a small accident during Twister |
03:00 - 03:02 | I wiped it on Eva's dress. |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its OK Eva, I'll wash your dress. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Covid-19 is no joke. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I have heard the first symptom is |
03:25 - 03:26 | a stomach ache, |
03:31 - 03:33 | and after that, a sore throat. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Isolation is important, it's not just about stopping yourself getting it. |
03:46 - 03:49 | it's about stopping the transmission. |
03:53 - 03:56 | So stay at home. |