| 00:00 - 00:03 | The virus has been located in multiple areas of Harcourt street |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Also in south william street |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Krystal, Diceys, Dakota bar all shut |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Also your back up locations of Copan, Hooks and Flannerys |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Have all been subjected to state directed closures |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | my gold card... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Will still get me into coppers |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Here Gogan... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Boden... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Since Boden were defeated in the semis... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Your gold card was revoked by coppers |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get out apart from Akpans, Mccahey and O' Connor |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | pipin hot cunts where will I now find loose brazilians? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | No brazilians and no teachers? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | After all the service iv given them |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And even Krystal... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Every hollister party ended up there |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They should have the penthouse suite just reserved for me |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | After I spoilt all those d4 brats with pre drinks |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And you filthy akpans wrestled naked in my garden |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Adam McCoy Smith still welcomes you to his crack dens |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Im not shifting his riddled 17 year old mates |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Gogan you said yourself age is just a number |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | In bulgaria yes but not here you fenian bastard McCahey |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And my ps4 crashed too |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I cant just disappear and ride Australian moths |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Like O'Connor for 6 months |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Mans gotta eat how many times to I have to say it |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | My pornhub premium account needs renewal |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And iv spent all my money on strawberry creatine |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | My blue balls are about to explode |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should have rode every female brand rep when I had the chance |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I alone conquered the managers |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I became the alpha when vas left |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And I alone tamed staunton |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Christ she left me riddled |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | My dick was purple and green for weeks |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But I did it for you lads |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I had to after that blond curly haired temptress broke me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | 4 prescriptions of penicillin wouldn't clear it up |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Monty probably gave it to her in the first place |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry sophie he doesn't mean it |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Sweet divine lord I forgot t shes still out there |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I should have bailed like beshoff did |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And burnt the shop to the ground |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Mccahey here any birds for me? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I should follow young Sheridan's lead or even berry walsh |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And stick it in a butternut squash if I have to |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Never come between a nazghul and its prey |
