00:00 - 00:05 | So anyway, to answer your question, yes. |
00:05 - 00:07 | We devised this plan, you see? |
00:07 - 00:10 | What else could I do? They embarrassed my right hand. |
00:11 - 00:16 | Cant just let guys get away with embarrassing us and making us look soft-bellied. |
00:17 - 00:21 | So we told them they could pick their own teams... |
00:21 - 00:24 | We did! |
00:29 - 00:31 | We did... |
00:31 - 00:34 | And every one of those assholes fell for it! |
00:38 - 00:40 | They did! |
00:41 - 00:47 | They fucking fell for it! Every last fucking one of them dummies! |
00:47 - 00:50 | And the best part was we used a bigger dummy to pull it off |
00:50 - 00:56 | I said Cope if your willing to organize this, I'll make you.. |
00:58 - 00:59 | I'll make you..I'll make you |
00:59 - 01:01 | I'll make you in charge of Ops! |
01:04 - 01:06 | And so he said "Yes sir!" |
01:06 - 01:08 | He agreed to it!!! |
01:13 - 01:14 | The moron! |
01:14 - 01:16 | I never seen anyone so dumb! |
01:16 - 01:20 | With that blank look on his face! |
01:21 - 01:27 | I said "Hey Clay you'll never believe this!" |
01:35 - 01:36 | So Clay calls Marc in.. |
01:36 - 01:39 | And we had this meeting with Cope. |
01:41 - 01:44 | he says "Yes sir, yes sir!" |
01:44 - 01:47 | "I'm your man, sir" |
01:47 - 01:49 | "I'll get it done" |
01:50 - 01:53 | I'll start immediately |
01:54 - 01:56 | and he did |
01:56 - 01:58 | he went down the hall |
01:58 - 02:02 | and sat in his office for a week |
02:05 - 02:07 | and then two |
02:10 - 02:11 | And after... |
02:11 - 02:13 | he.. |
02:15 - 02:17 | he says to Clay, Marc, and I... |
02:17 - 02:20 | I think I can make everyone happy and guarantee their first pick! |
02:21 - 02:28 | So we're sitting their in disbelief as he's briefing us on how he wants to start this scheme. |
02:29 - 02:30 | And you said ok |
02:30 - 02:32 | I said "ok!" |
02:36 - 02:39 | But thats not even the best part! |
02:40 - 02:42 | Wait till you hear this.. |
02:50 - 02:55 | So I said "Cope, I also need you to rearrange their days off." |
02:56 - 02:58 | And did he jump at that? |
02:58 - 03:04 | Of course he did he's an idiot like no other! |
03:04 - 03:09 | They don't make them like that anymore! |
03:09 - 03:11 | He had no idea |
03:16 - 03:20 | We got him to fuck everything up |
03:23 - 03:26 | and take the fall! |
03:31 - 03:36 | You can't make this shit up. We promote only the stupidest people! |