| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we can do another post of where you are from |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and where you went to school, for example |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | This is my school, but grew I up here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | This will continue to throw the haters off the scent |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and lead people to believe that we play here for the love of the club |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And everyone is buying this bullshit |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That I post on Facebook |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Lover |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Brian |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Unfortunately no one is buying your bullshit |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They know about the brown envelopes |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you would still play for me if I stopped paying you, stay in the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How have people caught on? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I am the saviour of Essex Rugby |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Players come here for the facilities , who doesnt want to play out of a shed in Central Park? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Surrounded by dog shit and needles |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Only to learn we are the laughing stock of the county |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I was even putting Pruce and Calverley in the team |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | so that people would see there were a couple of spastics playing |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and it would throw them off the scent of there being money! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My lover Brian - it doesn't matter we are 1 point off of winning Essex 1 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Have you actually taken Frankie Neales cock out your mouth and watched the news Cooky? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Lover - what else am I meant to do |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A Chinaman has eaten a bat and we are going to be stuck in Essex 1 |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No Essex Cup too |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | £4000 a week on mercanaries |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | countless bags of cocaine |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Just to hear the season could be voided |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Billy Driver - Semi Pro to Essex 1 |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Frankie Neale - National Leagues to Essex 1 |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I even got Farrell and Kitenge to defect from Romford |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now even the Merit league teams must be laughing at us |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We will just have to go again |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Recruit more mercenaries |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Mercenaries who love packet as much as me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I love the head rush |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And when I get the back drop I swear I could deep throat a donkey |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | we should never have started chucking money about |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | we should never have given the it the large on facebook |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | we should have been on top of this from the start |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Yet, you're too busy sucking cocks at the weekend cooky |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok - it doesnt make him gay |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Laughing stock of Essex |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Chucking money away at these mercenaries |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They dont care |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Im going to take a break from rugby |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Stick to swindling cash through my fronted business |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | order some more ambulances |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Rip the NHS off |
