| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I was doing a Meph run and found a rare ring. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Identified it real quick, wasn't expecting much. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Well, I was surprised! |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | 118 AR, 6 mana leech, 4 life leech, 27 fire res, 12 poison, 6 dex. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Make a trade game: 3 ohm! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | 3 Ohm! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | 3 Ohm! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And it didn't even have lightning res! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | 3 Ohm! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | He asked me what I wanted: I said, "Make an offer." |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And he says: "Ohm." |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | I wait a second, make him sweat. He finally says, "Hm?" |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | I say, "Hold on, thinking." |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | "I'd do it for Ber." |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | He says, "I don't have Ber. 3 Ohm." |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | I couldn't believe it. |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | 3 Ohm! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I would've taken 1-2 Ist! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | I say, "Okay sure, 3 Ohm." |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I got the damn thing off a council member near Meph. I never kill those guys! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | It was a whim. |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I never kill them. It's a waste of time. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But seriously. It was absolutely a nice ring. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Everything you'd want to have, especially on a bowzon. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Double leech, res. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Well.. if it had lightning res! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Poison! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | And not even that much. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | 12 percent poison. That's pathetic. Nothing! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | 3 Ohm! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | I almost said: |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | "I'll do it for 2." |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Who the hell has 3 Ohms lying around? |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | They're probably duped, or botted! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | You think I give a flying fuck? I could make 2 CTAs and an Exile! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | For a rare ring? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | And it wasn't even GG! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Can you believe this scub? |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | 3 Ohms for a mediocre rare ring. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | To be fair, he probably bought them online. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So what will you do with them? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Probably make some nice rune words, turn over a further profit. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | You know how much you can get for a nice Exile, CTA? |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | At least 2-3 HR each. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | I would've taken 2 Ist! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Well there's a life lesson for you: |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Always let idiots make the first offer, you'll end up with twenty times more than you wanted. |
