| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have learned that LARCO has begun distribution here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are a serious threat! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | LARCO trucks have deployed all around here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As you know, they sell only the best items. All USA |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You can see here is the truck with the OOga Horns |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm not worried. We will make fake news pictures |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And record bullshit commercials |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Umm, Boy..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We can't... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We can't compete. LARCO's quality is too high |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Larry has all the best stuff. Everyone knows. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | You have failed. Everyone out except for the top Boyco executives. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I KNEW THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | LARCO MAKES ALL THE BEST STUFF |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | EVERYONE KNOWS IT!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We can't compete with their superior quality |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And their ability to deliver things before us. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I SHOULD HAVE FIRED GROSSMAN A LONG TIME AGO! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HES BEEN FUCKING AROUND WITH OUR TRUCKS! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT?!?? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Old man boy! Stop freaking out! We can fix this! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WE WILL NEVER FIX IT! BOYCO HAS BEEN DOOMED FROM THE START!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Old man boy! If we just ramp up production of our chinese shit... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Nobody wants our chinese shit!!! NOBODY!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | LARCO IS ALL USA!!! ALL THE TIME!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He even has Maison d'Lawrence GmBH! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It's the bespoke service!!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What do we have? Counterfeit Snickers bars? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I told you from the beginning that Larry would destroy BOYCO! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He was first to market with the car installed self sander! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And all BOYCO can do is watch Larry destroy BOYCO! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I knew that this would happen! I should have hired Marino! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If I had accepted Marino as the director of operations..... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Perhaps I woudn't have gotten destroyed by LARCO |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Larry has ALWAYS been better than me, boy. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can't tie my shoes |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Larry is so cool and everyone is impressed with his military background. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And all BOYCO has ever done is close the sidewalk and throw the telescope in the sewer! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well, I've had enough! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm closing down BOYCO. TODAY! I've had enough. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Larry has beaten me again!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. When Larry comes here just don't go on the balcony with him. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Effective immediately. BOYCO is closed. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We never had a chance. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Larry is just too good. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I am embarrassed at the garbage BOYCO has sold. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Someone let Larry know that he has the best Vetarossa collection |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I have EVER seen. In my whole life. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | BOYCO has always been a joke. |
