| 00:00 - 00:03 | Corona HIV has grounded all members of Vikings |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | All cafes , bars and gyms are closed |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | As there are cases in the town |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have tested every Viking including you mein Fuhrer |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we've got the results |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | They must all be negative being so strong |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I have backed Lord PD to break the world burpee record |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Lord Penis tested positive for HIV |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He likes mens bottoms |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Many other Vikings are showing same symptoms |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | will all those who like mens bottoms please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He is a fucking bender |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Calls himself a Viking |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | he is so full of shit and now he will never break the world burpee record |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | has he never heard of going to the gym |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | or using his bike |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I just can't believe it |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and now its fucking true |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | he really is a poof |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The doctors want him to rest |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Rest Where?Sitting on his fat arse making pony videos |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer he should recover in 2 weeks |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You know who is still strong - Neil |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He trains hard |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He's the best chance of a record |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I got my pick so wrong |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now that Corona induced HIV is rife |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I have no chance with Lord Penis |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | This is a fucking disaster |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why the fuck didnt i pick Neil |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Instead of this fat , soft lardarse |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Its Gods way of getting back at me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | the worst part is |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I could have even picked Jesper |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | or even Jonathan |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Darren would have been better than Lord Penis |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm going to be a laughing stock |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This is Andys fault for not fixing his plank |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Or teaching him to punch properly |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How could I have been so wrong |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry Neil is still available |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I bet this is sabotage |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Spreading corona induced HIV |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Its too late now |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This really hurts me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Go out and get some toilet paper |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I need to wipe my arse |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck it |
