| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have started to surround all the Supermarkets... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | not corner shops they charge.. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | far more than we do? |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have split into singles |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | so we can beat the shopping limit many times over! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We had problems with the... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | local Police |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | boss... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | sorry but... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | each was fined £1000! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we can pay by installments? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | all out except Boris, Jeremy & Andrew |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU TELLING ME WE DID NOT BUY EVERYTHING IN THE SHOPS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ..NO CRISPS OR CHOCOLATE YOU BUNCH OF SCHOOLGIRLS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE 5000% PROFIT WITH YOU IDIOTS... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | IF I DONT GET THEM ALL ON EBAY & AMAZON TODAY |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | YOU WILL ALL HAVE ONLY ONE BOLLOCK... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I WILL SEE TO IT MYSELF.. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WITH A RUSTY PAIR OF SCISSORS! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | YOU COULD NOT FOOL YOUR OWN MOTHER LET ALONE A RETAIL WORKER IN THE UK! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | BOSS we tried we really did.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | TRIED..TRIED..ALL THE TRIANING WHEN WE FIRST HEARD OF THIS COVID-19 |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I could not eat the Bat or the Rat sandwich... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | FUCK OFF YOU WIRDO...I SUPPOSE YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THE TRAINING... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | ON BEATING A SINGLE MOTHER OF THREE TOO.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | OBVIOUSLY! YOU REALLY ARE SOMETHING ANDREW... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | IF I RUN OUT OF SHIT PAPER I AM SHITTING ON YOUR HEAD.. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WE ALL KNOW NOTHING STICKS TO YOU BOY!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AM SO PISSED MY SHARES IN WITHERSPOONS HAVE DROPPED BECAUSE THIER BOSS IS A WANKER! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | TOLD ALL HIS STAFF TO GET A JOB AT TESCO... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WELL YOU BUNCH OF IDIOTS CAN ALL GET A JOB THEIR TOO!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I wanted soft shit paper for my delicate arse |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | you DONT KNOW what is like to be full of shit DO YOU.. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I FART SO HARD THEY CAN HEAR IT IN SCOTLAND.. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | WELL THATS IT THEN GAME OVER.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | SELL ALL WE HAVE LEFT FOR 7000% PROFIT |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | SHIT PAPER £4 A SHEET SELL THE 129 TONS OF RICE & THE 320 TONS OF PASTA |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | NOW I SHALL HAVE TO MAKE FOR A COUNTRY... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | THAT DOES NOT HAVE THE VIRUS & START ALL OVER AGAIN |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | WHY IS DONALD THE ONLY ONE DOING AS HE IS TOLD FOR FUCKS SAKE.. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't cry I will share my shit paper with you honey... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have wasted my time & money on you all |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | you bunch of girls pink bits... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Andrew... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | get me the rusty scissors... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | everyone out except Boris & Jeremy I have something for you, neither of you will walk the same way ever again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will even give you a free jar to keep your bollock in.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm just a nice guy...really! |
