| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are down to our last two Toilet rolls |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Every shop in Wrexham... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | has sold out completely |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have tried Home Bargains, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Farm Foods, and even Colour Supplies |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about Tony's in Rhos |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | There were reports that Tonys in Rhos had some |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fuhrer. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We were too late. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | a woman from Ponciau beat us to them |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone below the rank of field marshal is to leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You let a F@##!%g Jacko take them? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What have I told you? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Never take your eyes off the sneaky little buggers. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You know what they're all like. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | As if it wasn't bad enough... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | that they've had all the hand sanitiser. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They come round here... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | walking in the middle of the road... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, they were social distancing |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Social distancing, My Arse! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The government guidelines are very clear... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The middle of the F@##!%g road I tell you |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Singing that bloody stupid song |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | about forty German bombers |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and the bloody miners from the blody hafod |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I bet the miners have something |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | to wipe their backsides on |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Do you know how long it is since I've felt... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | that kitten soft velvety texture between my cheeks ? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If it carries on like this,we'll have to start using real kittens |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Last thing I need is the RSPCA on my case |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We need another plan. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | There must be someone who has some left |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What is it with people ? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Panic buying as soon as we get a crisis |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Greedy B@#*%@&*s |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It was the same with bread years ago |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | At this rate, we'll be using Sunblest to wipe the clinkers away |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Greedy B@#*%@&*s !! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's Ok, they havent mentioned Poundland |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least you didn't get... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | any of that Poundland rubbish |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I only used it once. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My finger went right through it |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I stank for days. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Eva wouldn't come anywhere near me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Have you tried Cefn Tesco's ? |
