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The Pickle.
The pickle Rick gets through Hitler's defence in Berlin and now he's fucked.

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00:00 - 00:03Reports say there were no survivors
00:04 - 00:05He entered the east side and
00:05 - 00:07Left through the west side
00:08 - 00:12The people we sent said there was only bones and rubble
00:12 - 00:15And a skinned body in the city centre
00:17 - 00:19I assume this was
00:19 - 00:21The work of the allied forces
00:24 - 00:26My leader
00:27 - 00:28It was
00:31 - 00:33It was the pickle sir
00:34 - 00:36The one they call Rick
00:53 - 00:58Everyone except the generals leave the room immediately
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck is this shit?!
01:15 - 01:17Is this a fucking joke?
01:18 - 01:23You're telling me a fucking pickle killed 50,000 soldiers!
01:25 - 01:28You know what this means don't you
01:29 - 01:31They'll be laughing at Germany
01:31 - 01:34They'll be laughing at ME for the rest of history
01:34 - 01:37The third Reich will become a laughing stock
01:37 - 01:40And you will be responsible for it
01:40 - 01:42My leader we still have the doge meme
01:42 - 01:46The doge meme?! That fucker died years ago
01:46 - 01:48My leader what about the troll face?
01:48 - 01:52He's been missing since 2012
01:53 - 01:54We're fucked.
01:56 - 01:57If this information gets out
01:57 - 02:00Those retards on Reddit won't stop memeing us
02:00 - 02:03It will be posted everywhere
02:04 - 02:08It will be posted on Instagram
02:08 - 02:13Then on that shitty fucking Facebook
02:14 - 02:16Then finally on Ifunny
02:17 - 02:21All because of a fucking pickle
02:27 - 02:29Please forgive me
02:30 - 02:34But may I ask where he is now?
02:34 - 02:36And if you can't answer that then
02:41 - 02:42Please god
02:43 - 02:47Please for the love of God tell me you killed him
02:48 - 02:53Because if you tell me you didn't
02:54 - 02:56I'll make what I did to the Jews
02:56 - 02:59Look like mercy.
03:00 - 03:02Anne Frank will say thank you to me!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Ana everythings okay.
03:14 - 03:16The Russians
03:19 - 03:23The Americans, and the British
03:25 - 03:26How close are they?
03:31 - 03:33Answer me.
03:40 - 03:46Cowards, your mothers intestines will be used as ropes.
03:46 - 03:49And her teeth as utensils.
03:53 - 03:56Retards...