| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuehrer, we are being overrun with ARFCOM newbies |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There are cheaters in the PX. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The IP addresses here, here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There is gouging for ammo. And someone lectures about French Fries everywhere. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We have banned them, but they keep coming back somehow. Like magic. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No problem, put Tucker on it. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He can unleash the BanCat and take care of it all. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, you banned Tucker. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He put Bancat... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | In its little cat carrier and left. You know the |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | pink one with the tinklebell and catnip? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get out of here except Chiller, Rob and Padom and the guy who deleted the Motivational Thread.. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What are you people doing to me? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Every POG in the country is staying home and |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | wants to be all snipery... and we have the final solution for them to get tacticool. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I have spent two decades wearing these stupid scarves |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Like some kind of girly man... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And drinking that awful Spin-D which is really |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Just White Claw in a camouflaged can. And now I have... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | everyone lining up to come in here, but you ban them! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But they are swearing and overpricing powder! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Everyone has big boy pants here and H1000 is now expensive. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You said we mods can ban-hammer people |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I said you can ban Nigerians and Chinese IP addresses, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Ban THEM. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They don't buy sweatshirts. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You need to get me two more mods, now! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I want one who is an expert at keeping Riff-Raff out. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | No more of guys who won't even invite me to the party at their house. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I don't want a bunch of women... what do you think we are? The Smith and Wesson Forum, dammit? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Let them pretend to be Internet epidemiologists. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I don't care if they argue over who invented pomme frites, it was the Danes anyway. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We all know that. So let them argue, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Right now, I have Chinese counterfeiters ripping off my gun videos. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Do you know how embarrassing it is |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | to have a Chinese midget sniper |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | calling himself Row Right shooting cans of Dinty Moore Stew, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Then posting it on YouTube with my Rogo... Logo on it? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This is why I hired you! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I never even authorized Tucker to have a cat. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He can drown Bancat for crapping in the flowers |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Tucker would never hurt Bancat. He purrs. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know what to do next. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The whole country sitting at home on their computers, desperately needing to |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | become snipers. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And here we are with more content about |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | squirrels than NatGeo. For the love of God can we get rid of the squirrels already? If I catch the SOB... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Who started that. Put Threadcutter on it... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get rid of the squirrels and we'll be ok. |
