00:00 - 00:03Mein Fuehrer, we are being overrun with ARFCOM newbies
00:04 - 00:05There are cheaters in the PX.
00:05 - 00:07The IP addresses here, here and here
00:08 - 00:12There is gouging for ammo. And someone lectures about French Fries everywhere.
00:12 - 00:15We have banned them, but they keep coming back somehow. Like magic.
00:17 - 00:19No problem, put Tucker on it.
00:19 - 00:21He can unleash the BanCat and take care of it all.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer, you banned Tucker.
00:27 - 00:28He put Bancat...
00:31 - 00:33In its little cat carrier and left. You know the
00:34 - 00:36pink one with the tinklebell and catnip?
00:53 - 00:58Everyone get out of here except Chiller, Rob and Padom and the guy who deleted the Motivational Thread..
01:13 - 01:15What are you people doing to me?
01:15 - 01:17Every POG in the country is staying home and
01:18 - 01:23wants to be all snipery... and we have the final solution for them to get tacticool.
01:25 - 01:28I have spent two decades wearing these stupid scarves
01:29 - 01:31Like some kind of girly man...
01:31 - 01:34And drinking that awful Spin-D which is really
01:34 - 01:37Just White Claw in a camouflaged can. And now I have...
01:37 - 01:40everyone lining up to come in here, but you ban them!
01:40 - 01:42But they are swearing and overpricing powder!
01:42 - 01:46Everyone has big boy pants here and H1000 is now expensive.
01:46 - 01:48You said we mods can ban-hammer people
01:48 - 01:52I said you can ban Nigerians and Chinese IP addresses,
01:53 - 01:54Ban THEM.
01:56 - 01:57They don't buy sweatshirts.
01:57 - 02:00You need to get me two more mods, now!
02:00 - 02:03I want one who is an expert at keeping Riff-Raff out.
02:04 - 02:08No more of guys who won't even invite me to the party at their house.
02:08 - 02:13I don't want a bunch of women... what do you think we are? The Smith and Wesson Forum, dammit?
02:14 - 02:16Let them pretend to be Internet epidemiologists.
02:17 - 02:21I don't care if they argue over who invented pomme frites, it was the Danes anyway.
02:27 - 02:29We all know that. So let them argue,
02:30 - 02:34Right now, I have Chinese counterfeiters ripping off my gun videos.
02:34 - 02:36Do you know how embarrassing it is
02:41 - 02:42to have a Chinese midget sniper
02:43 - 02:47calling himself Row Right shooting cans of Dinty Moore Stew,
02:48 - 02:53Then posting it on YouTube with my Rogo... Logo on it?
02:54 - 02:56This is why I hired you!
02:56 - 02:59I never even authorized Tucker to have a cat.
03:00 - 03:02He can drown Bancat for crapping in the flowers
03:04 - 03:07It's ok, Tucker would never hurt Bancat. He purrs.
03:14 - 03:16I don't know what to do next.
03:19 - 03:23The whole country sitting at home on their computers, desperately needing to
03:25 - 03:26become snipers.
03:31 - 03:33And here we are with more content about
03:40 - 03:46squirrels than NatGeo. For the love of God can we get rid of the squirrels already? If I catch the SOB...
03:46 - 03:49Who started that. Put Threadcutter on it...
03:53 - 03:56Get rid of the squirrels and we'll be ok.