| 00:07 - 00:12 | This is Swedish Jeopardy. |
| 00:12 - 00:17 | Our first contestant is Swedish Pedro. |
| 00:16 - 00:21 | Next, is Swedish Phil. |
| 00:19 - 00:25 | And last, Swedish Alex Johnson. |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | And our host, Michael Faun. |
| 00:37 - 00:42 | Hi, I'm Michael Faun, welcome viewers to the show. |
| 00:43 - 00:48 | We have a great show in store for you today. |
| 00:49 - 00:54 | Phil, Alex, Pedro -- they are all here! |
| 00:57 - 01:02 | Look at these sexy Swedish bastards! |
| 01:03 - 01:08 | We have a full show in store, let us begin the challenge! |
| 01:09 - 01:14 | Thank you Micahel, I fight for Brazil today. |
| 01:15 - 01:20 | I save for trip to the Americas. |
| 01:21 - 01:26 | You want to go to America, New Jersey? |
| 01:27 - 01:32 | Hi Phil, I hear you are a poet? |
| 01:29 - 01:34 | Yes, yes. |
| 01:35 - 01:40 | Haha. |
| 01:40 - 01:45 | And last, it's Professor Alex Johnson. |
| 01:46 - 01:51 | Yes, I am a professor, and very knowledgable. |
| 01:52 - 01:55 | Let us begin the show! |
| 01:56 - 02:03 | Our categories are scat humor, trolling, history, candy, Nazis, and book burning. |
| 02:14 - 02:17 | Let us go! |
| 02:20 - 02:21 | Alex. |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | Book burning for $200. |
| 02:25 - 02:28 | This clown book was first burned it the year 1500. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Bumping Noses and Jesus Pie. |
| 02:31 - 02:32 | Correct! |
