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Commissioner Reacts to Coronavirus
The boss reacts to the Coronavirus and the strange silence that has been coming from HQ.

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00:00 - 00:03The troops have been waiting for direction.
00:04 - 00:05They need to hear from you, because...
00:05 - 00:07...the coronavirus has spread across California.
00:08 - 00:12It has infected Border Division and Golden Gate.
00:12 - 00:15And look, it hit Valley Division and shut down these bars in Downtown Sac!
00:17 - 00:19Please don't say "Coronavirus."
00:19 - 00:21I don't want people to be scared.
00:24 - 00:26Commissioner...
00:27 - 00:28...that's...
00:31 - 00:33That's what it's called, so we should say it.
00:34 - 00:36The troops really need to hear from you, sir.
00:53 - 00:58If you don't think I am providing inspirational leadership in this crisis, leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15The troops need to hear from me?!
01:15 - 01:17Why?! It should be just be business as usual!
01:18 - 01:23They have disinfectant wipes and that special spray!
01:25 - 01:28Hand-sanitizer abounds within clerical desks!
01:29 - 01:31We all know they hoard it in their drawers!
01:31 - 01:34Everyone has rubber gloves.
01:34 - 01:37And there are dust masks available.
01:37 - 01:40Why are you even here? Aren't you supposed to be off?
01:40 - 01:42Commissioner, I was just visiting the Bistro!
01:42 - 01:46You may not visit the Bistro or ride the HQ bicycles!
01:46 - 01:48Commissioner, please let me come back to work.
01:48 - 01:52What was I saying? I don't need to give direction to the field!
01:53 - 01:54Coronavirus!
01:56 - 01:57It changes absolutely nothing!
01:57 - 02:00They better not wear blues, either!
02:00 - 02:03I heard wool is a natural anti-viral agent!
02:04 - 02:08Clerical doesn't need to work from home!
02:08 - 02:13Dispatchers need to keep dispatching...
02:14 - 02:16...while I do what I do what I do in headquarters.
02:17 - 02:21I don't have time to give direction to the field.
02:27 - 02:29I am very busy with other things.
02:30 - 02:34The troops don't need to hear from me.
02:34 - 02:36They can lift themselves up.
02:41 - 02:42No changes need to be made.
02:43 - 02:47I know my people contact the public thousands of times a day...
02:48 - 02:53...and every contact is a chance to catch the virus...
02:54 - 02:56...but let's just carry on.
02:56 - 02:59Nothing changes due to this virus!
03:00 - 03:02I want elderly, non-uniformed contacting the public, too!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, I think you'll be able to telecommute.
03:14 - 03:16I'm almost 60...
03:19 - 03:23I could have retired a decade ago...
03:25 - 03:26Who farted?
03:31 - 03:33It smells like the Bistro...
03:40 - 03:46As I was saying before being interrupted by your putrid gas...
03:46 - 03:49I'm almost 60...
03:53 - 03:56...maybe I should think about retiring.