| 00:00 - 00:03 | So far this yeah we have blanked here here here here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You caught small whiting and dabs |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Reports from rossall lads doesn't look good |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Cumbrian lads seem to be quiet |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Find out if Rushys been out catching |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And what he's been using |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Eh? Craggers.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Its worse than that |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mac has caught a bass off the north wall |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's been sneaking out fishing while you've been working |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has caught a silver bullet this year get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That sneaky bastard !!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Fishing partner my arse! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How can that count |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | If he caught it without me there! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He never even asked me to go! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've even started using a coffee grinder and silly long rods! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I've spent thousands on bloody braid! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And he gets first one! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | People say he's put time in and deserves it.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What about me ?! I've spent bloodys days on there! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He's targeted them on the right day. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Bollocks! He's snook down there when I was busy and bloody spawned it! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He will be full of Stella and smug a hell! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The bloody silver fox! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Sod it! I'm going flattie bashing |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Sure sharpey and baz will let me tag along |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Bloody pissing bass!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Any prat can catch them |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Where's the skill in that |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All those bloody hours on that pissing wall! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Makes me sick! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Bet he borrowed a fish off old lady with a trolley |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And had a picture taken with it! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Remember when he tried to take credit for that kayak guys cod?! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm going down the market for a big bass |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Will get a picture with it next to |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | "No fishing signs" |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I must get a longer rod |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and cast even further |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, he cannot really cast 100 yards |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll get biggest one this year |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm not losing to him again! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We must cast doubt on his posts |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I must make outrageous catch reports |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Or I might just take up bloody fluff chucking |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He won't be able to do that with his pissing verceli |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bad back my bloody arse!!! |
