00:00 - 00:03 | All preparations for next years social have been made |
00:04 - 00:05 | We will get loose at Spoons and Rileys. Maybe a wine club |
00:05 - 00:07 | Fresh will crawl to bunker. We'll put ties on our heads and make complete dicks of ourselves |
00:08 - 00:12 | Finally we will withdraw to Jason's for a small lamb donar |
00:12 - 00:15 | and probably thumb a softy with a lacrosse girl |
00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, a standard messy one |
00:19 - 00:21 | and this will all start at Roo of course? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
00:31 - 00:33 | That bald prick at Roo has made Carlsberg £2.35 |
00:34 - 00:36 | Alan has fucked us all |
00:53 - 00:58 | All freshers and anyone associated with Joe Sassi leave now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | This is fucking bullshit! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Alan is trying to ruin Wednesday socials!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | UBRFC have been going to Roo since before Gay Greg was a fresher! |
01:25 - 01:28 | How can he even think about raising the price? |
01:29 - 01:31 | £1.95 was a piss take to begin with |
01:31 - 01:34 | Yes, we break his lights every night and get our dicks out |
01:34 - 01:37 | But he makes more money from us in two hours than he does the rest of the week |
01:37 - 01:40 | Have you ever been in on a week day? Its dead |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, he's says he can't afford to keep selling at £1.95 |
01:42 - 01:46 | Bollock's! we should be paid to drink that shit. It's flat and tastes like ass |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, they still do the hotdog challenge. You get a free pint |
01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a fuck about the free pint |
01:53 - 01:54 | It gave me the shits in Bunker last time I did it |
01:56 - 01:57 | How are we supposed to get hooned with £10 jugs? |
01:57 - 02:00 | I just forked out £20 for Motion, plus cabs from Stokes Croft are a joke |
02:00 - 02:03 | I could barely afford Wednesday nights before. And now Greg's gone |
02:04 - 02:08 | Who's going to buy me doubles in Bunker? |
02:08 - 02:13 | And there's never any free drink left in bunker too |
02:14 - 02:16 | Last year Connor Brown managed to get some of the free vodka and I couldn't even get a seat |
02:17 - 02:21 | Now we'll be as sober as the football team. And all they do is talk to girls and schweffe all night!! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Next thing we'll be wearing jeans |
02:30 - 02:34 | And bringing our League 3 Trophy out. THEY'RE NOT EVEN IN BUCS A |
02:34 - 02:36 | I'd prefer to take social to the White Lion for christ's sake |
02:41 - 02:42 | Even if it meant putting up with Joe Sassi |
02:43 - 02:47 | Tugging himself off over the view of the suspension bridge every night |
02:48 - 02:53 | Its a disaster. Bob Delaney wouldn't have allowed it |
02:54 - 02:56 | How will we will do 'Knees Bent, Thumbs Up' ? |
02:56 - 02:59 | If we're not all absolutely ruined on cheap Carlsberg? |
03:00 - 03:02 | We may never see Furnis naked scrummage again |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay, I have a video of the last one |
03:14 - 03:16 | No where else will let us do a Macho Man |
03:19 - 03:23 | We'll have to just circle jerk in the Brass Pig, like the rowers |
03:25 - 03:26 | at least big fresh is coming back |
03:31 - 03:33 | the wasps contract was a rumour right? |
03:40 - 03:46 | I was too pissed to even remember the last Bob Delaney we did at Clifton Down |
03:46 - 03:49 | I got fucking Captain Patted |
03:53 - 03:56 | Its all gone to shit |