| 00:00 - 00:02 | I've seen Steven Xue sucking Donkey Kong's banana |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | Ask him right now |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Do you have any Donkey Kong Porn? |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | Umm, yes i do |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | Do you want gay or beastiality |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | Gay or beastiality? |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | I only fap to gay Donkey Kong porn |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | Do you want a banana with that? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | Of course, I do! |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | I love Donkey Kong's banana |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | I can suck it all day long |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | Even during my dreams, |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | 5 cents for 5cm of banana |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | If only I had Gay DK Porn and a banana |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | You just won 69cm worth of banana and unlimited Gay DK Porn |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | You just won 69cm worth of banana and unlimited Gay DK Porn |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | Unlimited Gay DK Porn? OMG! Where you at?! |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Show me your imitation of Donkey Kong! |
