| 00:00 - 00:03 | The guild Darsh Patrol has been gaining new members |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they have been recruited from here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they don't like non-english speakers, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, it's not clear what they want. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of their Guild Master. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out what they want. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They don't want to talk to you. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They just call you a BR or Eurotrash. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is not an officer in *EU Guild* <Nazi Party> get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Organizing a huge Darsh Guild with no goals? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And no Guild Master to talk to? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened to Exalted @ KFC. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Hijacked by Pinoy insurgents! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Brazilians and Phillipinos be led to the slaughter on Hue Island! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, our guild members are not happy... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to let Darsh Patrol run rampant? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are just relaxing and looking for casual members... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Being casual, that's no way to play.... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Petty promises from their Guild Master and Officers... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Gnarloktar running around beating our DPS. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Wavedarsh getting the best tanking gear! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They need to be assimilated into our guild, and become hardcore players! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need a goddamn plan |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Any asshole with casual ambitions could ride this wave |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're doomed without a plan. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from history |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't support something you don't understand |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running in without thinking |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just playing a game for fun? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we can just join their guild. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Their guild will start taking our members... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Sucking out our very vitality... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "They win." |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Darsh Patrol has beaten us. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Start looking for a new guild. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm going to disband the *EU Guild* <Nazi Party>. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We just aren't good enough Darshes. |
