| 00:00 - 00:03 | Premiership postponed |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The coronavirus |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | has reached here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It is spreading so fast |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Games are off in Berlin |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Will it reach Liverpool |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and stop us playing? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Arteta |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Already has it |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Games are off |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All Utd, City, Everton and Chesterfield fans leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is OUR YEAR |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Our ****ing year |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 25 points clear after 30 years! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | *Build a bonfire, build a bonfire* |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Shhhhhh he will hear you |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I have watched years of Heskey, Lambert, Carroll |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Benitez picking lanky crouch |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | supporting that Hannibal ****ing Suarez |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Fuhrer - remember 6 times |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Did you see the game this week? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | just say YNWA |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We lost to Athletico Madrid home AND AWAY |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Now there will be no parade |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Empty streets, empty bars |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The trophy will be presented |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | In an Empty ****ing stadium |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | no fans there at all |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | History will show the table with an asterisk |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Not all games played |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They will call it half a title |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How will we mock Utd, Everton fans now |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Even that irritating Chesterfield fan |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | will keep posting bloody memes |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | His team are in |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The conference FFS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This was OUR YEAR - our ****ing year |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | 25 points clear......25 |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | we need to sign a petition |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We will have our parade |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, they won't |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | the Utd fans will never forget this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Always, they will mock us |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | saying 6 times |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and holding up 6 fingers |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | every time they speak won't work anymore |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | 30 years....30 years i have waited |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's not fair |
