Manchester United Comedy: Glazer on Ryan Giggs
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Malcolm Glazer: Moyes sacked, Ryan Giggs as next manager
| 00:00 - 00:04 | David Moyes was removed this morning by three of our biggest ball boys |
| 00:04 - 00:06 | We have been scouring the world for a successor |
| 00:05 - 00:08 | Somebody with a wealth of experience and a flawless character |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We contacted Sir Alex seeking his recommendation for the clubs next manager |
| 00:12 - 00:16 | Sir Alex has been located at the Alcholics Anonomous retreat in Glasgow |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But he now has his head clear? |
| 00:19 - 00:23 | He regretts recommending Moyes he admitts it was the Buckfast talking? |
| 00:24 - 00:28 | Not exactly Malcolm...... the problem is...... |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | Everybody at the club has shit for brains |
| 00:32 - 00:34 | Without Ferguson the club is lost |
| 00:34 - 00:44 | Ferguson recommends RYAN GIGGS |
| 00:52 - 00:56 | Somebody with a wealth of experience and a flawless character you said |
| 00:56 - 01:09 | If you think fucking your brothers wife is the Manchester United way leave the room |
| 01:12 - 01:16 | Ferguson is fucking mental he's pissed 24 hours a day |
| 01:16 - 01:18 | 24h a day!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And as for that clueless Scottish clone Moyes who couldn't train a dog to suck peanut butter off his own cock |
| 01:24 - 01:28 | We could have got Rogers, Martinez, Guardiola or Mourinho |
| 01:29 - 01:32 | And Ferguson chose David fucking Moyes!? |
| 01:31 - 01:35 | Moyes got smashed 0-3 by liverpool infront of his own supporters,Gerrard was worldclass |
| 01:35 - 01:40 | Fallani..... fucking Aeroplanes flying over Old Trafford, I'm £500 million in the hole and the Intertoto Cup to look forward next season |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | Malcome..... this time Giggsey is Welsh NOT Scottish |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck if he's from Outer Mongolia..... he's a fucking sheep shagger |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Giggsey is a welsh legend he is Manchester United through and through. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Giggsey is tosser with a perm who likes to keep it in the family. He will fuck anything...... |
| 01:52 - 01:54 | He's not Fucking me...no way!!! |
| 01:55 - 02:01 | Shampoo commercials and incest thats what he's about! He hastn't got two IQ's to rub together!! |
| 02:01 - 02:04 | We need an experienced manager who plays attractive football |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Giggs is a fucktard who can't manage his own cock |
| 02:08 - 02:12 | Side Show Bobb, Danny Shitbeck and now an incestous Womble |
| 02:13 - 02:17 | Its worse than the kenny Dalglish fuckup...... at least King Kenny made it to the cup final :) |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Fallani makes Andy Carrol look like Marco Van Basten...im done with this shit!!! |
| 02:25 - 02:30 | If I take out another £500 million loan I might be able to bring in Rogers,Gerrard & Suarez from Liverpool |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We need a new back four, a new manager and a clear out of all our rejects |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Fuck Ryan Giggs |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Pissheads and Perverts |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Not even Gary Neville would nail his brothers wife |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Yes Liverpool are a bigger club.....they are a club with a heart |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What Steven Gerrard did in Istanbul was unbelievable |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Yes Steve G is coming to the end of his carrer but he I still the best midfielder in the world |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They say he can't go on forever |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Don' cry.....Stevie is still the best in the business |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It used to be Manchester United who lead the way |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We can't pass the ball our team is full of old mercenaries and our song is shit |
| 03:25 - 03:28 | Glory Glory Man United.. my arse |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I might as well sell up and buy Everton |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We will be lucky to make the top half next season |
| 03:46 - 03:51 | The thought of getting smashed by Liverpool next season at Old Trafford makes me feel sick |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | How about Sam Allardyce? |
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