| 00:00 - 00:03 | I have looked out the maps for next season |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have to find Greenock, Stirling and Forfar |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Oh and Brechin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We had hoped to be going to Ibrox again |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but that is not possible now. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What is it you are telling me? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We surely beat Cowdenbeath... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They beat us 3-0 at East End Park |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We are the third team in Fife now. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All non townies get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU PULLIN MA PISSER?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The THIRD team?? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I understand that Raith Rovers are the big team |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and always will be |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | but COWDENBEATH?? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I thought last season was bad |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ALLOA FOR FUX SAKE! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | but this is a nightmare! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we can rebuild the team again |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Rebuild?? what with?? Buttons?? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we can use the money from our Ibrox trips this season |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We don't have any money left! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That arse Jeffries spent it on Falkinghams wages!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And as for Masterton.... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Is he still alive?? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I want his ballsack!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I want his balls in his ballsack! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And Jeffries too! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It was to be the championship |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | but its LEAGUE 1 again!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We were supposed to be going to Falkirk |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but we are still going to Ayr and Stranraer! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Forfar, and now Greenock |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Ive had enough of this |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm getting out before Tesco extends |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | all the way along Halbeath Road. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We can't afford not to sell |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | its either Tesco |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | or feckin Aldi's!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, it'l be Tesco! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There will be no administration this time |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | There will be no stopping it |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We wer relying on the Huns |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and the jambos! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now Raith and Cowdenbeath |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | will cash it all in. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We are fecked! |
