| 00:00 - 00:05 | Minutes away from releasing the widow, I realised we need to pump up revenue, pronto! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the 45 dollar price tag we had was no good |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I told my financial executive, "BILL, listen up!" |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | "I know what to do. Lets use the rafflers in a way that benefits my wallet. " |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | We'll sell 4 bags for $130! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | $130! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | $130! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Now thats what I call profit margins! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | $130! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Let's say you wanted a set of 8 bags so you could play against a friend, |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | You'd have to spend $260 and from a different household |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | because we limit each household to 1 set of 4! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | $260! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | It would cost you $260! |
| 01:03 - 01:06 | Can you believe people pay for this shit!? |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | They're fucking suckers! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | $260! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | They already paid 130 |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | and they still don't have enough bags to play the game. |
| 01:21 - 01:26 | Lets just hope these guys wives don't have access to their bank accounts |
| 01:33 - 01:34 | Oh god |
| 01:34 - 01:39 | We are going to make so much money off this scam. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No, but seriously |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | we recognize that not everyone can pay for this |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I understand |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | They have the option to buy Loosey Goosey's. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | God they suck |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Suck so bad |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | We did this with the Vipers too! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | I don't care! |
| 02:09 - 02:11 | the..... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | These players! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | These players never Learn! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | They fell for our trap two times now! |
| 02:21 - 02:27 | They act like they're mad, but they will never stop buying, They are IDIOTS! |
| 02:28 - 02:30 | You do this with every release? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes, every release! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Some people try to protest |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | but it never works |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | God I'm so rich it hurts! |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | I heard about those Facebook comments. |
| 02:58 - 03:00 | Yeah, the most disliked posts ever, but I don't care |
| 03:01 - 03:07 | Like I always say, who needs karma when you have money?.................................. For me my reputation is worth it. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Jesus I'm so rich. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | It didn't affect rafflers at all! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | We just increased their profits too! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Fuck it, atleast they got a free shirt with their Vipers. |
