| 00:00 - 00:03 | Enters r/gradadmissions |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Gradcafe shows hearbacks |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I keep checking my inbox |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But I see nothing yet |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Monitoring notifications on high alert |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Are you checking spam too? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Are you pulling down to refresh? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Nothing in spam either |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Or on refresh |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I have sent a mail to you |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | To check the status of my app |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you've been patiently waiting for the decision without checking reddit please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We have thousands of applications |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Do you think you're the only one waiting for this to end? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We have the right to procrastinate too |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You submitted on the day of the deadline didn't you? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now wait till April 15 idi** |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I want to see you cry |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I want to see you spam gradcafe begging for profiles |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Only then will you know |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But I spent more than $200 on my app |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And sent my transcripts too |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I deserve to KNOW |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But I'm the one in charge |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Goddamnit |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The university has a long process |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Before it can even get to me |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And in all this while |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I need to respond to your mails |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | While doing the work I've been assigned to |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I have a life and family too |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You will get it when you get it |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You can't keep mailing me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What's the probability that you are going to accept the admit? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | After all my hard work selecting |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | the best of so many students |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I have to read through your boring SoP |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Every letter of your LoR |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Every grade you got |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Every mistake you made |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Before I make a honest decision |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | And a fair one too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Once again |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I request you to please be patient |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And not trust the |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Reports on gradcafe. Keep your phone away |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And just focus on your life |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And you will hear back when it's done |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | All the best for your decisions! |
