| 00:00 - 00:03 | Good evening members its game time |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | unfortunately weve been caught glitching here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and wall revives here... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | also someone rolled a vehicle in staging phase |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | things aren't looking good mein steezler |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No matter we will crush the FAT army with our skill |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | glitches or not |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Steezler |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We are struggling |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Fat army is simply too strong |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | White, Nardy and Bert stay in the steezler bunker |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the FÜCK! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How are we struggling!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | These FAT retards are terrible! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can't believe this! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I should have you all shot! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Drag these candidates out the back, where's my luger!? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | make an example out of all of you! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | No one can frag without bomber and madness! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Steezler we are trying there are too many! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fück get on the point! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Steezler, give me a moment im getting revived through a wall |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You are relieved of command! Shut up before I boot you like Boot! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Why do none of you see! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If we lose the game because of these penalties |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | we could be kicked from the tournament! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I won't be able to play Promod! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now You will rotate on hospital |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | execute any medic that heals through a wall |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and then get...on...the...point! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I will deal with these glitchers personally during 5 min break |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | lets just say |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Stormblade won't be benchwarming anymore |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He's too loyal to glitch |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Unbelievable... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm the laughing stock of Rivals! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and those ULD cünts are loving this! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We must rise above this! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Before Rivals lobby kicks off! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And the memes come pouring in! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Redux, you didn't know any better |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I want the bunker on lockdown |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | no one comes in or out |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Understand? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I will use my advisor role |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and plead ignorance to these questionable plays |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or I'm taking Promod with me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now leave. |
