00:00 - 00:05 | The admins of the Promised Land are all a mess. |
00:05 - 00:07 | Each and every one of them. |
00:07 - 00:10 | Even the previous admins are no better. |
00:11 - 00:16 | First, you've got Euro. I've got plenty to say about him. |
00:17 - 00:21 | He's a a 29 year old guy. |
00:21 - 00:24 | It's true. |
00:29 - 00:31 | It's true. |
00:31 - 00:34 | He's 29 year old man who still memes. |
00:38 - 00:40 | It's true. |
00:41 - 00:47 | He probably hasn't seen actual sunlight in years. |
00:47 - 00:50 | I would bet my restaurant on it. |
00:50 - 00:56 | Admining the server is his full-time job. |
00:58 - 00:59 | Literally |
00:59 - 01:01 | He has nothing better to do. |
01:04 - 01:06 | I should hire him at my restaurant. |
01:06 - 01:08 | That would do him good. |
01:13 - 01:14 | It's true. |
01:14 - 01:16 | Then you've got the others. |
01:16 - 01:20 | The other admins of that godforsaken place. |
01:21 - 01:27 | Tay has been with them for years and she still can't speak proper English. |
01:35 - 01:36 | Then you've got Mark. |
01:36 - 01:39 | The guy who probably uses his phone as a literal toy. |
01:41 - 01:44 | Then there's Danny. He's a British fella. |
01:44 - 01:47 | He used to be an admin as well. |
01:47 - 01:49 | But he asked... |
01:50 - 01:53 | For his admin role to be taken off. |
01:54 - 01:56 | He thought.. |
01:56 - 01:58 | He thought they'd ask him why. |
01:58 - 02:02 | They didn't. And just like that, it was gone. |
02:05 - 02:07 | It's true. |
02:10 - 02:11 | He hangs... |
02:11 - 02:13 | He hangs coats... |
02:15 - 02:17 | He hangs coats for a living. |
02:17 - 02:20 | And he's still a virgin. |
02:21 - 02:28 | Even Jesus got nailed before he died. |
02:29 - 02:30 | The carpenter? |
02:30 - 02:32 | The carpenter, yeah. |
02:36 - 02:39 | They're all ridiculous. |
02:40 - 02:42 | There's also this vegan. |
02:50 - 02:55 | Nobody fights their way to the top of the foodchain to be a vegan. |
02:56 - 02:58 | Is that all of them? |
02:58 - 03:04 | Yeah, I think that's just about all of them. |
03:04 - 03:09 | To be perfectly honest, they're all very forgettable. |
03:09 - 03:11 | I might have missed some. |
03:16 - 03:20 | So, yeah, the server is... |
03:23 - 03:26 | It's in safe hands. |
03:31 - 03:36 | I really hope they don't see this. |