00:00 - 00:05 | So, Air Liquide decided to take apart an ASU, move it and rebuild it. |
00:05 - 00:07 | In Coleshill, Birmingham. |
00:07 - 00:10 | Using contractors with no piping experience, |
00:11 - 00:16 | who missed deadline after deadline, made promise after promise |
00:17 - 00:21 | They were absolutely fucking useless |
00:21 - 00:24 | Not a tradesman amongst them |
00:29 - 00:31 | Chancers |
00:31 - 00:34 | Everything was coming "Tomorrow" |
00:38 - 00:40 | It never came..... |
00:41 - 00:47 | The program kept changing like the shitty weather, rolling on like a runaway train |
00:47 - 00:50 | And the fucking welders.... |
00:50 - 00:56 | France sent over an expert mirror welder, unfortunately he had never welded with a mirror, |
00:58 - 00:59 | or thin aluminium. |
00:59 - 01:01 | Cost us £28,000 |
01:04 - 01:06 | Two welds, two failures |
01:06 - 01:08 | French experts??? |
01:13 - 01:14 | And the civils.... |
01:14 - 01:16 | digging holes every fucking day. |
01:16 - 01:20 | More craters than the moon, |
01:21 - 01:27 | more trenches than the fucking Somme. |
01:35 - 01:36 | Like a bomb site. |
01:36 - 01:39 | Cast bases where they wanted, no as builts. |
01:41 - 01:44 | Mo the layout expert!!! |
01:44 - 01:47 | Pipe trenches with their own tides, |
01:47 - 01:49 | always had water in them. |
01:50 - 01:53 | Only one pump on site for fucks sake... |
01:54 - 01:56 | Unbelievable |
01:56 - 01:58 | Installed a temporary Nitrogen tank, |
01:58 - 02:02 | never seen a drop of product. Another £250,000 wasted. |
02:05 - 02:07 | David Mitchell raking it in, |
02:10 - 02:11 | grinning like fuck, |
02:11 - 02:13 | they didn't even have certs. |
02:15 - 02:17 | Electricians, whinging bastards... |
02:17 - 02:20 | wanted everything done to suit them. |
02:21 - 02:28 | Asked for scaffolds to be built every day and got fucked off every day. |
02:29 - 02:30 | Air Liquide |
02:30 - 02:32 | French experts, for fucks sake, |
02:36 - 02:39 | couldn't run a fucking bath |
02:40 - 02:42 | Rank amateurs |
02:50 - 02:55 | Some French bird used to show up every few weeks. |
02:56 - 02:58 | Was she a French expert? |
02:58 - 03:04 | Hadn't a clue what she was looking at but always left smiling, or was it grimacing? |
03:04 - 03:09 | She'll be smiling when she sacks Paul |
03:09 - 03:11 | Oh my goodness |
03:16 - 03:20 | Do you want a job there? |
03:23 - 03:26 | You can replace Dave Arkley |
03:31 - 03:36 | He's escaped to Luxembourg, lucky bastard. |