| 00:00 - 00:05 | Halo just dropped on steam. Come play! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It's great |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We know we've messed up before |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | but we hear the competitiive scene, and we're going to do better |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They bought it! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | The same game! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | The same game! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Except we make it shittier each time we copy and paste it! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Somehow... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | They still get mad at the "devs", like we're actually developers |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | as if we understand anything about making a game |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | we just copy and paste games and don't support grassroots |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | But they still buy our shit! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Every time! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Then they tweet they're upset! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | But we already have their money! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | and microsofts... |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | The 7 of them left think we care |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | And they can make a living off Halo? |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | They'd make more selling the disc to gamestop! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | "It'll be better" |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | "We're in a bad spot!" |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But seriously, Halo Infinite will bring the community back |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We learned from our mistakes, and we know how to fix it. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I wrote it on a napkin in my pocket |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | We'll focus on arena style FPS, with balanced mechanics |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Dedicated servers... |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | ELO matchmaking that's challenging |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Whatever else they want |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Did you see how excited they got? |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Look! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | We just received 30k preorders! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | We dont even have a game! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Just show them a 10 second clip of Master Chief, they all bust their nut |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | These masochists will buy the game again! "It's different this time!" |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | And the campaign? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Oh sure we'll have one of those too |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Master chief has to find all the fucks we give! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Show the blue girls tits too maybe |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Oh fuck the code to the new game |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Don't you need that? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Maybe we'll see. I have Heinz googling "how to make a game" so we're okay. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | That's community support right? Taking pros out of the scene? |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | It's a great opportunity for them. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | We're buying their silence. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Their twitter followers still think they care! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Ahh, Halo: Infinite.. as in the amount of times we can sell the same crap! |
