| 00:00 - 00:03 | Is this Strat Comd debrief |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Yes, keep it down fella |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...Twitter coming from here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | what are they saying... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...some pish about quantum flobberfloobs |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | how did they get the passwords? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...it should be on close hold |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | I gave it out at Ice Breaker... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | and it is written on the wall in the Mess |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...and shared on WhatsApp group |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I told you not to put it on WhatsApp |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who hasn't done a one day intro to SM course get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You gave senior officers unsupervised access to twitter? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ffs are you on Crack? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What did you think they'd do? Just surf or play Candy Crush |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Maybe check their email...? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm proper pissed at this |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You let someone loose with millions of potential readers |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ...and they vomited a buzzword theo-bastard-saurus online |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ...of course it'll be like mad woman's shite up the Naafi toilet walls |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | nobody will read it! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | "nobody will read it"..."nobody will read it?" |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | ...well, we have poor number of followers |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's about reach and retweets you arse... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | If this goes viral... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | ...we're all in deep shit |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ...properly DEEP SHITE, armpit deep... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ...so deep we can't breathe |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | (screams) It's on Snapchat now |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ...it'll be TikTok next |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ...the BBC will re-tweet it |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Jonathan Beale will be over this like a tramp on chips |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | ...then Sky will rob it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ...Sophie Ridge will be along then |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ...that's my Sunday morning properly bolloxed |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | ...the Air Commodore... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ...is going to let rip isn't he! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ..probably going to talk about Vauxhall Astras again... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | nobody understands that crap... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ...or cares about it |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ...he's proper jealous about the Carriers |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | ...we bought him F35s, doesn't he know how much that cost? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | ...it's £750,000 for a pilot's helmet, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...each. Lockheed saw us coming over that... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...and then there's the software updates |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ...we agreed again, didn't we? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ...and right now, he's in the bog |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...tweeting |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...buzzwords |
