| 00:00 - 00:03 | The deadline is a few hours away and Bronte's active. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He has Perron. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Bronte receives Perron for a pick |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There are also rumors that he's about to land a bigger fish (E3). |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | However, there are teams offering bad deals. So something is up. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You can't rent players. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This should be an easy fix. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Germ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There's no rule. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He's right. There is no rule. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have no choice but to allow the trade |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone not named Joe, Andrew or Gene, get the fuck out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He can't just rent Perron for the playoffs! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This is the first year my team is actually competitive, theres no way in hell this happens |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That son of a bitch already got Klefbom and Toffoli |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Scheifele and Zibanajad are mine |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I had the league won and Bronte has shown me up |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Fuck it, veto that trade, create a new rule starting today. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | No renting players, unless it's baseball and you're me. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, he just landed Kucherov. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHAT THE FUCK, are you kidding me |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He gave up a bunch of firsts and Nyquist |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You stupid son of a bitch, you don't know anything |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Why'd I even pick you to judge |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | None of your teams are even good |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Gene just gave Toffoli to Bronte for nothing |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What next, is he gonna get Hoffman too? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I've heard the rumors, I know whats about to happen |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That son of a bitch is working the whole damn league and he can have anyone he wants! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Hoowwww am I supposed to dominate this league |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | When Bronte out smarts me every time? I know he got Hoffman and you're not telling me |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'll just veto every trade he makes. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And approve all of my own trades. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's the only way I'll ever win. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Someone log me into PUBG. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Because I can NOT WATCH BRONTE WIN AGAIN AND TAKE A SHIT IN THE TROPHY |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I swear on my relationship with Greg that if Bronte wins this league that's it, I'm done. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And you all just keep sending him 1sts |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why does no one give ME their firsts?! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You think I don't like draft picks? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | At least he doesn't know about Zucker yet. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Tell everyone in the league I give up. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Bronte can make any trade he wants. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'll just never win. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That prick. I really thought this was my year |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least I'll win the Presidents Trophy. Except we don't have one. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But if any of you point that out you're banned. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I miss Amand. |
