| 00:00 - 00:05 | RoNaldo explaining: So they tell me back home go to Sicily they need help |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Go go go go.. it's important |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I'm like what? |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | They need help with what? What can I do? |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They say they need an adult to guide them around in Sicily |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Sicily.... |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Hey you! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I'm from Austria I know shit about Sicily |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Sicily... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I get lost in my own arparment you know.... I can't find the damm toilet |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And now they wan't me to arrange tours...... |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Yes!! Let the Austrian guy arrange tours... |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Yes yes go! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Just use googlemaps |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Make shit up... |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | To the next city nearby |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Or the volcano |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | There is only one road.. |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | how hard can it be... |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Yes yes - I will do it - I'll find something in googlemaps |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | So I put in fishmarket. |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | And you know what? |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | They have fine fish in Sicliy |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | The very best.. fresh every day |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | So I go there to check it out |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Ask my Iraqi freind to go with me |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Iraqi... |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | He's as lost as me but likes fish |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | But.. off we go to Fishmarket. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Hey you! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Then..... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Then.... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | We ended up buing beers and vegetables |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | And we stayed - we got so drunk |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Could'nt find our way back - my phone ran out of power |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | and my friends too.. |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | So we decided.. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | To steal a car... |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Great idea....! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | So we stole a car nearby... |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | why steal a car? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | We hoped the car had a gps installed - so we could find our way back home |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | So we stole a car - And it turned out to be a policecar whitout GPS |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | But not just any police car |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Our TL's car... |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | but we put it back |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Well we think so - we had no GPS... |
