| 00:00 - 00:03 | From the 1st September |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | RAF personnel are permitted |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to grow a full set beard. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | A request must be made to the CO in writing |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | prior to any member of the RAF growing a beard. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the Army Policy? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | that policy must be coming in at the same time .. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Gary |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the RSM |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | he said policy wont change & the tache has to go |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he said you look like a sex offender! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any personnel that have requested a beard chit leave now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Right that's it i've had it |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | this place can ram it where the sun don't shine |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Come to Cyprus they said, it will be sunny they said! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It rains here more than fucking Stoke! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I got fucking sunburn |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and nearly got fucking charged on Monday! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I've just ordered another beard kit from Amazon |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | along with my Amazon Pantry order, the usual.. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | what the 200 kit kats and 300 breakaways? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Yes, and if anyone needs a fucking break its me!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But you just bought a box of 100 creme eggs |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You know we can only buy them at Easter! there's no choice! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's Doughnut fucking Wednesday! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm the one that supplies |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'm the main provider for the whole office |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | If it wasn't for me you would all be fucking miserable |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | No biscuits, no apple turnovers |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Who would pick up the clean tea towels from Hambi? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Who would order the stationary request? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I even empty the shredder but no'one notices |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I share 100 memes every single day |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but I only get 3 fucking likes |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You could say I keep this unit going.. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And despite my many health issues |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | My verrucca still lingers, it's the size of my finger nail. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The QM pinched my inhalers when I needed them |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I even got blue lighted to Dhekelia |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And then I got fucking stranded there |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Jodie said that she loves my fucking moustache! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I said it to Stephanie as a joke! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's not all bad I suppose |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Well at least i'm due to come off the board soon |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Yes,I will be a Corporal |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ha Ha 2 Stripes |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will arrive at 16 Medical Regiment |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and the Lance Jacks |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | can fucking stand by! |
