00:00 - 00:03 | From the 1st of September |
00:04 - 00:05 | RAF personnel are permitted |
00:05 - 00:07 | to grow a full set beard. |
00:08 - 00:12 | A request must be to the CO in writing |
00:12 - 00:15 | prior to any member of the RAF growing a beard. |
00:17 - 00:19 | What about the Army policy? |
00:19 - 00:21 | that policy must be coming in at the same time... |
00:24 - 00:26 | Gary |
00:27 - 00:28 | The RSM... |
00:31 - 00:33 | said, policy won't change & the tache has to go |
00:34 - 00:36 | he said you look like a sex offender! |
00:53 - 00:58 | Any personnel that have requested a beard chit |
01:13 - 01:15 | Right that's it , I've had it! |
01:15 - 01:17 | this place can ram it where the sun don't shine! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Come to Cyprus they said, it will be sunny they said! |
01:25 - 01:28 | It rains here more than fucking Stoke! |
01:29 - 01:31 | I got fucking sunburn |
01:31 - 01:34 | and nearly got fucking charged on Monday! |
01:34 - 01:37 | I've bloody just ordered a beard kit from Amazon |
01:37 - 01:40 | with my Amazon Pantry order, the usual.. |
01:40 - 01:42 | what the 200 kit kats and 300 breakways? |
01:42 - 01:46 | Yes, and if anyone needs a fucking break its me!!!! |
01:46 - 01:48 | But you just bought a box of 100 creme eggs |
01:48 - 01:52 | You know we can only buy them at Easter! There's no choice! |
01:53 - 01:54 | It's Doughnut Fucking Wednesday! |
01:56 - 01:57 | I'm the one that supplies |
01:57 - 02:00 | I'm the main provider for the whole office. |
02:00 - 02:03 | If it wasn't for me you would all be fucking miserable |
02:04 - 02:08 | No biscuits, no delicious apple turnovers |
02:08 - 02:13 | Who would collect the clean tea towels from Hambi? |
02:14 - 02:16 | Who would order the stationary request? |
02:17 - 02:21 | I even empty the shredder but no'one notices. |
02:27 - 02:29 | I share 100 memes every single day |
02:30 - 02:34 | but I only get 3 likes ! |
02:34 - 02:36 | You could say I keep this unit going |
02:41 - 02:42 | Despite my many health issues |
02:43 - 02:47 | My verruca still lingers, its the size of my finger nail. |
02:48 - 02:53 | The QM pinched my inhalers when I needed them |
02:54 - 02:56 | I even got blue lighted to Dhekelia |
02:56 - 02:59 | And then got stranded there |
03:00 - 03:02 | Jodie said she loves my fucking moustache |
03:04 - 03:07 | I only said it to Stephanie as a joke! |
03:14 - 03:16 | It's not all bad I suppose! |
03:19 - 03:23 | Well at least i'm due to come off the board soon |
03:25 - 03:26 | I will be a Corporal |
03:31 - 03:33 | Ha Ha 2 stripes |
03:40 - 03:46 | I will arrive at 16 Medical Regiment |
03:46 - 03:49 | and the Lance Jacks |
03:53 - 03:56 | can Fucking Stand by !! |