00:00 - 00:03Ahead of the Kolkata Municipal Elections
00:04 - 00:05We have identified some locations for your rally
00:05 - 00:07Here , Here and Here
00:08 - 00:12Our Goons will be deployed everywhere
00:12 - 00:15We will terrorise people to come for your rally
00:17 - 00:19Do I really need to do this?
00:19 - 00:21Is the CAA circus we put up not enough?
00:24 - 00:26Meine Schwester
00:27 - 00:28We have some bad news
00:31 - 00:33Calcultans were smart and saw through our fake narratives
00:34 - 00:36They are now standing with Amit Shah
00:53 - 00:58All those who have laughed at my KA-KA CHI-CHI video, leave the room
01:13 - 01:15You b****y bokachodas !!!
01:15 - 01:17Few months ago, Calcuttans wet their pants at the utterance of my name
01:18 - 01:23No one dared to share my meme on Social Media
01:25 - 01:28Today, people are openly sharing my KA-KA CHI-CHI video
01:29 - 01:31How did this happen?
01:31 - 01:34I even burnt down the trains and buses in Kolkata to blame it on Modi
01:34 - 01:37So many political deaths in the state
01:37 - 01:40yet Amit Shah’s army keeps growing
01:40 - 01:42They know our goons were behind those murders
01:42 - 01:46I let 5 memes be shared and people start losing trust in me?
01:46 - 01:48They also know that you lied to the farmers?
01:48 - 01:52And you let that Gujarati Baba tell them the truth?
01:53 - 01:54Are you high on Puchkas?
01:56 - 01:57For years, I fooled the people of Kolkata under the garb of communism
01:57 - 02:00while I allowed immigrants to enter into Bengal
02:00 - 02:03The plan was supposed to be fool-proof
02:04 - 02:08I have hand picked every goon in TMC and allowed them to loot and harass people
02:08 - 02:13But you nincompoops have destroyed everything by letting BJP grow in this state
02:14 - 02:16And now they all know the truth
02:17 - 02:21The other day, Somebody at my art exhibition said Jai Shree Ram Didi
02:27 - 02:29I was so furious...
02:30 - 02:34I asked him for his papers so that I could send goons to his house to beat him up
02:34 - 02:36And he ended up saying ‘Paper nahi dikhayenge’
02:41 - 02:42Smartasses!
02:43 - 02:47These smartasses will replace us with BJP in the Kolkata Municipal Elections
02:48 - 02:53And then all the Puchkawaalas in Esplanade Market will have to go back
02:54 - 02:56Do you know how many bad paintings I had to make to fool people?
02:56 - 02:59Do you think those businessmen really wanted to pay crores for those paintings?
03:00 - 03:02All these lies to hide the Sharada Scam...
03:04 - 03:07Don’t worry, we never invested in the Sharada Chit Fund
03:14 - 03:16I knew this time would come
03:19 - 03:23Calcuttans would one day ask about the development I promised them
03:25 - 03:26You couldn't build one stable flyover
03:31 - 03:33Desperate times call for desperate measures
03:40 - 03:46Kejriwal taught me how to defeat Amit Shah
03:46 - 03:49Get a Hanuman Chalisa and Let’s say Jai Shri Ram
03:53 - 03:56Blah Blah