| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ahead of the Kolkata Municipal Elections |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have identified some locations for your rally |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here , Here and Here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our Goons will be deployed everywhere |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We will terrorise people to come for your rally |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Do I really need to do this? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Is the CAA circus we put up not enough? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Meine Schwester |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We have some bad news |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Calcultans were smart and saw through our fake narratives |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are now standing with Amit Shah |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who have laughed at my KA-KA CHI-CHI video, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You b****y bokachodas !!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Few months ago, Calcuttans wet their pants at the utterance of my name |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | No one dared to share my meme on Social Media |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Today, people are openly sharing my KA-KA CHI-CHI video |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How did this happen? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I even burnt down the trains and buses in Kolkata to blame it on Modi |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | So many political deaths in the state |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | yet Amit Shahs army keeps growing |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They know our goons were behind those murders |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I let 5 memes be shared and people start losing trust in me? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They also know that you lied to the farmers? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And you let that Gujarati Baba tell them the truth? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Are you high on Puchkas? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | For years, I fooled the people of Kolkata under the garb of communism |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | while I allowed immigrants to enter into Bengal |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The plan was supposed to be fool-proof |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I have hand picked every goon in TMC and allowed them to loot and harass people |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But you nincompoops have destroyed everything by letting BJP grow in this state |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And now they all know the truth |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The other day, Somebody at my art exhibition said Jai Shree Ram Didi |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was so furious... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I asked him for his papers so that I could send goons to his house to beat him up |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And he ended up saying Paper nahi dikhayenge |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Smartasses! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | These smartasses will replace us with BJP in the Kolkata Municipal Elections |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And then all the Puchkawaalas in Esplanade Market will have to go back |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Do you know how many bad paintings I had to make to fool people? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Do you think those businessmen really wanted to pay crores for those paintings? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | All these lies to hide the Sharada Scam... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, we never invested in the Sharada Chit Fund |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I knew this time would come |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Calcuttans would one day ask about the development I promised them |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You couldn't build one stable flyover |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Desperate times call for desperate measures |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Kejriwal taught me how to defeat Amit Shah |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Get a Hanuman Chalisa and Lets say Jai Shri Ram |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Blah Blah |
