00:00 - 00:03 | Dylan has advanced from a bougie ass club and is now in the Uber. |
00:04 - 00:05 | We anticipate him in Mike's basement soon. |
00:05 - 00:07 | He's taking the Brooklyn Bridge to avoid tolls. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Interesting move, considering he makes over $100k and is Fresh Ass. |
00:12 - 00:15 | Prep the pong balls now: he'll be controlling the table all night. |
00:17 - 00:19 | So you're telling me he left his longboard at home? |
00:19 - 00:21 | Perhaps he left it with Anthony at dinner. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer, |
00:27 - 00:28 | I regret to inform you, |
00:31 - 00:33 | They went to Areo earlier this week. |
00:34 - 00:36 | They got lit on $14 Gin and Tonics. |
00:53 - 00:58 | And they didn't invite Tom. |
01:13 - 01:15 | He was only walking River for 36 minutes! |
01:15 - 01:17 | It's not his fault he doesn't have fuccboi money to spend! |
01:18 - 01:23 | He's better off fucking mad bitches with single Rafet! |
01:25 - 01:28 | But I will not support him getting back with Vanessa. |
01:29 - 01:31 | She's a crazy bitch. |
01:31 - 01:34 | Dylan must be reprimanded once he gets here. |
01:34 - 01:37 | Stramka, make snide remarks under your breath and get him stupid tight. |
01:37 - 01:40 | He'll probably take it mad well. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Fuhrer, I dont think that is the best course of action... |
01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care! Billy is here to support her and say six words the whole night! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, he has no Bay Ridge degens to back him up! |
01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck, the Clampet brothers are in Breezy tonight aren't they... |
01:53 - 01:54 | We will not let him get away with leaving Cravath for private equity! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Call Chloe Pagano. We need young snatch at this party for Tisdale. |
01:57 - 02:00 | If shes not available, well ask Raf to call Jackie Izzos friend to play Heads Up again. |
02:00 - 02:03 | I could have sworn she was describing a peacock that one time. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Mike, get your parents Ziploc bag of candy and start putting out party favors. |
02:08 - 02:13 | This will NOT be another pajama party night with Joe Fish and Christina Castronovo! |
02:14 - 02:16 | "Shmee shmee" died with Gab Sab. |
02:17 - 02:21 | Where is Rafet and his Yeah Buddy Beef? |
02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe we can renew Dylans Mets ticket plan with Tim. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I heard they had a great time going to 20 games together last year. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Just kidding, Dylan is a fag. |
02:41 - 02:42 | We will begin the party now, |
02:43 - 02:47 | But I REFUSE to let Dan play more of the Jay Z/Linkin Park collab CD. |
02:48 - 02:53 | He can play Heartless by Kanye West all he wants, though. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Kim, you look like youre having fun. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Just kidding again, you look like a miserable person. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Put Faulkners bike in the back, Mike. Well need to pump his tires before he rides back to Marine Park. |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, the LDN Havlicek is here to fuck tonight, too. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Dylan will be here soon. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Get the Bruce and ask him about his PT major at Scranton. |
03:25 - 03:26 | That went well. |
03:31 - 03:33 | He just texted all of us. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I hope Pergola serves those beers cold. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Fresh Ass Dylan at it again. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Gay sex. |